A Hat In Time Parent Scenarios (On Pause)

You say your first word(s)/ you swear

Snatcher

It had been a few days after he had called Hat kid for help and he was starting to get the hang of handling you. Of course, after the chaos of the first day, Hat kid checked in a lot. But that lessened when she noticed Snatcher could take care of you now.

That didn't save him from a lecture though-

Anyway, another person had just entered the forest and Snatcher wanted to make him another one of his brain dead servants. There was only one problem. You would scream and cry if Snatcher left you unattended for more than five minutes and he still didn't find a solution to it.

So he got one of those baby carriers that are like backpacks and put you in. Surprisingly, you didn't struggle so putting it on wasn't a problem. Snatcher desperately tried to make you less visible to make himself at least still be a bit frightening and to save himself from the embarrassment.

Just then one of his traps activated and Snatcher sight, before teleporting over. Of course his timing was yet again perfect, as always, and his victim and futer brain dead servant looked up at him. He was about to shout his most famous catchphrase but he was interrupted.

"FOOOOOOOOOOL!!!"
A high pitch voice shouted.
It took a few seconds before he realized who that voice belonged to and started blushing yellow when his victim started laughing.

"New plan." He muttered as he sent a beam of fire down on the guy. He died immediately, pretty pathetic if I do say so myself. Snatcher sighed, took the guys soul and teleported back home, where he took of the baby carrier and got you out. He held you up and stared straight into your soul. "Did you really have to do that while I'm trying to make a deal!" He half shouted and poked your chest, but that only got a laugh from you.

"Fool." You said innocently and pointed a finger at him. Snatcher tried to keep a straight face, but failed when he started smiling. Chuckling, he sat down with you in his arms.

"What am I going to do with you, kid?"

Little did Snatcher know Hat kid recorded the whole thing.

Conductor

He new this would happen at some point, but he didn't think it would happen so soon. But it did, and he dreaded it. Today you refused to be babysat for some unknown reason and wanted to stay with Conductor. This, of course, happened before when he wanted to go grocery shopping, but that was on the weekend.

Yup, that's right, the Conductor had to take you with him to work. This would obviously have an affect on his reputation, but he cared to much for you to just leave you.

So, there he was, walking into dead bird studios with you in a baby carrier. He knew of the no humans rule, but he was partly the boss, so he couldn't care less. That and he and DJ Peckneck let Hat kid in so no one could really tell him no.

And it was all going smoothly, until DJ Grooves stopped him. "Darling, you know you're not allowed to bring any humans into the studio, let alone an infant!" Conductor clenched his fists. Oh how he wanted to throw swear after swear at him, but he knew better than to swear in front of a child.

"Well I woulda left them at home, but they'd be screamin an cryin because they wanted to come with." Conductor said with what appears to be a calm voice, but every word dripped with hate and annoyance.

Grooves said something else, probably another argument for why they shouldn't be here, but he was cut of by a high pitch scream.

"SHUSH PECK NECK!"

The room went dead silent. It took Conductor a few seconds before he realized what had happened. Did you just swear at DJ Grooves. The answer was yes, yes you did.

Conductor, still in shock, just turned around and walked into his half of the studio, everyone present watching him walk away.

Oh boy, this was going to be a looooooong day, wasn't it.

DJ Grooves

Today DJ Grooves decided to introduce you to the moon penguins. Of course, it had to be special, so he gave out invitations to every penguin he could find. Preparing his house also wasn't hard, due to him making party's every other week.

Now, the last thing to do was dress you up. At first, he didn't know what to dress you up in, due to them looking beautiful in nearly all outfits. But, instead of going over the top like usual, he decided on a normal onesie.

(If you don't have any ideas, you could use this.)

*time skipperu brought to you by me not having ideas*

It was a while into the party. A lot of guests are already there due to most coming in groups and it was time to introduce them to you.

To grab their attention he simply got out a mic he had connected to speakers beforehand and spoke into it, "Alright everyone! Please gather around in the living room, I have someone for you to meet."

People quickly gathered in the living room while Grooves went to get you.

*after introduction*

A few penguins gathered around DJ Grooves after he introduced you, "So, did they say their first word yet?" One asked. "No, not yet. Maybe we can teach them something."

The penguins nodded in agreement and thought of an easy word. "What about Frog?" Another moon penguin asked. "Good idea, darling. (Y/N), say Frog."

You looked at Grooves, before making multiple f sounds, trying to pronounce the word, "F- fu- Fuck!" Multiple moon penguins began laughing and the others stared at you in horror, which included Grooves. Although he quickly snapped out of it. "No-no, darling. Say Fro-g." He stretched out the o in hopes of correcting his horrible mistake.

"Fuck!" Another round of laughter and Grooves was starting to get annoyed, "Frog!" "FUCK!"

In the end, a lot of people had fun, except for DJ Grooves. Who had to spend the rest of the night making you say 'frog' correctly.

At least you had fun.