Consequences Of The Heart.

Chapter 17: Feline Fetish

I was having a very peaceful evening of self-plotting and prank schemes while Peter had managed to score himself a date with Mary MacDonald, much to everyone's surprise. Usually, I'd be off on Prefect rounds but, that had ended rather quickly. Remus was currently out with my beloved flower, probably telling her about his date and how perfect it went and Sirius had abruptly disappeared after receiving a sketchy note...and I can't find the energy to go out and see if he's dead. Back to the point, like I was saying, a very calm evening until of course disruption, disruption, disruption. The portrait door burst open, revealing an out-of-breath Sirius Orion Black in all his sweaty glory. And I just knew, that he wanted to either talk my ear off or go prank someone.

But that's not what happened.

"Okay, what is it?" I asked, honestly feeling a little relieved that I didn't have to spend an entire evening scheming alone. I mean, sure I have loads of homework overdue but that can wait. Anything for Sirius and the chick that did this to him.

"Nothing. Ihavetogotobednow. Goodnight." He spoke very fast and power walked toward our dormitory. Now, that I had taken the time to look at him, I noticed a few things. His shirt seemed all ripped and battered, almost as if it was the victim of a shabby Repairing Charm and he wasn't smiling, which was weird especially when he was around me.. And lastly, and the most important by far: his hair was disheveled. Forget seldom, this had never happened and would probably never happen again. I was about to chase after him when the door burst open once more, revealing a bubbly Remus and a perfect-as-ever Lily Evans.

"Hey, do you guys know what happened to Sirius?" They looked at me oddly, seemingly in mild confusion so I continued. "He burst in here, all flustered and get this, his hair was messy."

I heard gasps as they both moved to cover their mouths in shock. Remus, I then noticed was holding a basket and still wearing his fanciest jumper. "Oh hey, how was the date?" I saw him glance at Lily, even flashing a small smile to which she responded by walking up to Alice on the other side of the room and striking a conversation; probably about hair. "What was that for?"

"So, obviously I had to tell Lily how it went because if I didn't, she would have manipulated me to but I really wanted to talk to you because you know, you're the type of person who could help me." Interest piqued. I wonder what could have gone on during the date that he wanted to tell me about but honestly, just the fact that he wanted to get it out so badly was kind of touching. And I needed that after Sirius' indecency to even talk.

"Woah, should I be scared?" I joked, flashing on of my brilliant smiles in the process. But he didn't laugh.

"A little." I chuckled a bit before realising he was being serious. "Okay, just listen. It was going fine at first, we ate, sat awkwardly, she told me a major secret, nothing big." He looked like he was holding something back but I didn't pry, my curiosity was itching. "But then, she got insanely intimate w-"

"All right Moony, did you have your first kiss?!" This could be a great moment. Moony's first kiss! Exciting.

"Let me finish." My buzz died down, okay maybe it wasn't his first kiss but it was still his first date. There would be plenty of time for other firsts, he was only 16. "Insanely intimate with her cat." I-what, sh-what, cat? With all of Sirius' long history of girlfriends, I though I had seen is all: foot fetish, necromaniac, electrostimulation, objectum sexuality, spectrophilia and basically ever possible obsession but never, in all my years of best friend's dates have I ever heard of a cat kink. Like what the fuck. I simply sat there awkwardly, my mouth subconsciously hung itself open as I stared blankly. "Yep." He avoided my gaze.

"How intimate, exactly?"

"Well, I'm pretty sure they made out when I wasn't looking and a little bit when I was looking. Also, that cat went to crazy lengths to- I'm just gonna leave that part out and also, she brought sandwiches and I'm about 80% sure they were just cat food in white bread and butter." Puke officially invoked. "Yeah I stopped on way up to barf!" Yeah, Remus has a terrible gut with all the werewolf thing and all. But honestly, you don't need a bad gut to puke after eating cat food. "So, all in all, I had a terrible date, not to mention Sirius barging in at the end with Amelia who was in some weird pink sex costume thing."

"Amelia?! I told him to stay away from that bitch! The note must have been from her!"

"Don't swear. What note?" It was his turn to be confused, so I relayed the story back to him, the long story that comprised of 'he got a note, was surprised and then left' but it intrigued him nevertheless.

Then, Alice and Lily came over assuming we had finished our conversation presumably. I felt bad I couldn't give Remus any advice but what do you tell a guy who just took a cat food eating, fur-loving, kinky girl on a date in school. Alice plopped herself on the floor, a purple guitar replacing the wine glass in her hand; it was all part of her 'aesthetic' and Lily sat between me and Remus which was progress because she would usually sit on the other end. I mean, she leaned against Remus but progress is progress.

"Whatcha talking about?" Alice began, the soft hum of a melody playing in the background. "Oh right, how was your date?" She sparked suddenly.

"I think I'm going to have to break up with her." Doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

PS. James' collage.
The fire is to symbolise his roaring and exciting soul and how he's full of life. Also he's really hot.
Yet like the shells, he's also very delicate which is what people don't realise and he can break sometimes. Also he's really beautiful.
The Snitch is not only for Quidditch because I'm pretty sure he was a Chaser, but because he is constantly seeking Lily's love and affection. But also Quidditch.
The deer is obviously his animagus and the guy is him but imagine that guy just a little hotter.
And lastly, the feeling when you're in a dense and foggy forest, kind of humid yet warm and comfortable is the atmosphere and smell he brings wherever he goes.

Word Count:- 1146

Love, Kale.