Ali: why am I so unlucky?
BP:yer not unlucky people just don't know how you feel.
Ali: AM I UNLIKABLE?!??
BP: kid are you even listening?
Ali: I'm so lonely
BP: um... Wau that was dramatic.
BP: want a Genie?
Ali: yes. I wish I was never born
Genie: your wish is my command
BP:wait wha-
Poof. Travel to an au where Ali wasn't born
Ali:I think this place is chaotic
BP: YA THINK?!? Uno is literally ruling over the city like the idiot he is.
Ali: idiot?
BP:yes. He literally ate with his mask on
Ali: wau so idiotic
BP:ikr
Ali:can we go back now?
BP:promise me you won't do sh8t
Ali: promise!
Poof. Back to normal.
Ali to Alicia : Alicia I'm sorry! I promise I'll follow mission directives!
Bakar:um...
BP:he saw what would happen if he was never born. Twas chaotic
Bakar:oOOh
BP: go on a diet goddamit
Bakar:no.
