Au Djin on his phone: hey Jella,have you seen Dayang?
Jella: how should I know where your wife is?
Au Djin: ... Because you're the one who did this in the first place
Jella: she's not in my locator.
Au Djin: your what?!
Jella: she's with BP
Au Djin:ok I'm going to find her
Jella:wait for me!
Nararator BP: a bright green portal appea-
Au Djin arms crossed: where tf is my wife?
Nararator BP: I'm getting to that. Anyways... Appeared on top of Djin and four figures fell from it
Au Djin: wait. Wha*gets crushed by cannon core leaders* ouch...
Jella: pfftt-
BP wispers to au Djin: your wife is back home idiot. Her shift finished an hour ago
Au Djin: well I'm feeling stupid. AND CAN YOU FOUR GET OFF ME!?
CCLG: where the hell are we?
Au Djin,getting up: ask these two trouble makers*points at two Pinay eating leche flan*
BP: tirahan mo ako ate
Jella: for the last time,YOUR OLDER THAN ME!
CCLZ: *points at two Pinay arguing about who's older* who are they?
Au Djin: I'm not allowed to do that.
CCLMUMU: well,you look exactly like me. But why are you letting yourself getting bosses around by these children?
Au Djin: first of all,I only look the part. Second, unlike you,I have a life.
CCLMUMU: What do you mean you have life?
Au Djin: we- *phone starts ringing and picks it up*
BP:well,let's hope she ain getting mad.
Au Djin on he phone: yeah,yeah. I'm in the western forest. Well,I didn't- I'm not- *sigh* yeah,yeah. I'll get them on my way back.*hangs up*
CCLD: who was that?
Au Djin in his head: I can finally disrespect my wife. Or atleast the cannon version
BP:yeah,that won't work. All of them are fierce.
Au Djin: how did you-
Jella: you won't understand. Mumu
Au Djin: please don't.
Jella/BP: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Au Djin: WE'RE MARRIED FOR F*CKS SAKE!
CCLMUMU: who even is your wife
Au Djin: our version of the person that's glaring at you.
CCLMUMU/CCLD: WHAT?!
Jella: chillax. It's only in this world
BP eating chicharon: ye. What she said
Jella: GIVE ME!*grabbing chicharon*
BP: MINE! DJIN HELP MEH
au Djin: i,have to go to the grocery to get food. Bye!
