❀ 𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨 ❀ | 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃

president neru//ねる x reader

not an utaite but he's our Lord and Savior and America's President-to-be so shut the fuck up

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"i can't drown my demons, they know how to swim." neru mumbled to himself, and y/n, his roommate passed by him and heard it.

"yo, you writing a new song? that line was so emo lol i bet it's a lyric." y/n asked and sat on the couch with him.

instead of reply, neru just looked at her with a blank but a little pissed off expression and replied, "go away. you will never understand my pain."

'what the fuck?' y/n thought to herself as she stood up, "sheesh, okay 13-year-old edgelord."she replied and went back to her room, leaving neru and his emo ass alone.

a few minutes later, y/n started hearing moaning sounds coming from neru's room, y/n rushed outside and barged into neru's room.

"NERU ARE YOU WATCHING PORN" she yelled at the top of her lungs and neru almost fell out of his chair because of the shock.

"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N I WAS WATCHING A LINKIN PARK CONCERT"

"THOSE SCREAMS I HEARD DIDN'T SOUND METAL YOU NASTY FREAK"

"OH MY GOD SHUT UP DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE EMO?"

"NO BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING THIRTEEN- OH MY GOD IS THAT MIKU HATSUNE PORN I HATE YOU SO MUCH"

"I'M HORNY FOR MIKU SO WHAT

AND NO IT'S NOT A PHASE SHUT UP"

y/n, who is seriously triggered by the hatsune miku porn he's watching, just went back to her room after glaring intensely at neru. while the man just continued watching his linkin park concert.

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pretend neru just confessed to you after you fought because i don't know how the fuck edgelords like neru confess and wikihow certainly isn't helping.