so basically this is how i think sutopuri would act in a public pool based on their new summer icons (*'∀｀*)
i'm sorry for all the spacing mistakes, wattpad is being such a piece of shit
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➺ the motherfucking lifeguard
➺ all he does is shout at kids really
➺ "you fucking bRAT STOP RUNNING NEAR THE POOL"
➺ okay maybe roast them too
➺ one day, a bald kid told him he looks ugly with that pink hair
➺ and he yelled into those microphone thingies every lifeguard has
➺ "ATLEAST I HAVE HAIR AND A LOVING MOM"
➺ the kid ran off crying while yelling that being bald is cool
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➺ drinking his delicious cold juice happily while sitting beside the pool and dipping his feet in it
➺ until someone fucking pushes him into the pool (guess who)
➺ he dropped his juice ( ′︵‵。)
➺ don't worry he didn't drop it in the pool
➺ almost drowned but thankfully he held onto the side of the pool so he's safe
➺ he can't swim for shit
➺ desperately trying to swim to the stairs of the pool
➺ miserably failing and almost drowned for the second time in just 10 seconds
➺ cries and yells for his mamamori while holding tightly to the pool's side
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