She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Incorrect Quotes, Rants, and Other Stuff

s5 e1 review

I was supposed to do this much sooner, but I haven't yet. Anyway, here is my review. It's a live watch, and then I'll sum up what I think once I'm done.

Episode one, Horde Prime:

- I love how these always start with shots of the environment and cool music
- oh look at those little cuties
- oh no
- hey look
- hey look again
- the animation has gotten so good!
- I love Mermista
- Wow pretty girl go splash
- Adora is being a dumbass and I'm here for it
- I love her so much
- jeez Mermista be a LITTLE sensitive
- she looks deranged
- oh creepy bitch
- WE MUST BE STRONG
- oooooooo dreams
- sparkles
- flashbacks
- THE HAIR IS DOWN
- oh poor babie
- Lol that's a meme now
- they never said where sea hawk got his sword
- god I love her so much
- she's so excited about their possible deaths
- I LOVE HER
- YES TELL HER
- TELL THAT BITCH
- like shadow Weaver is super cool but she's a bitch
- poor Perfuma
- she held up three fingers when she said "c"
- I love the princesses so much
- Micah is so cool
- "No, you're thinking of Elberon"
- "Ugh, can everywhere stop getting invaded for like, five seconds?"
- I wasn't aware that Adora had ever been Voldemort
- for some reason it's really annoying to me when Micah calls glimmer his little girl or his baby girl
- GLIMMER
- I love her but like
- she kind of got what was coming to her
- the voice acting is so good
- KITTY
- SCORPIA
- scorpia is everything
- BUDDIES
- OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS
- shera doll
- I want
- ooooo clones
- Adora seriously
- ooooooooo kitty cat
- he is so shady
- HISS
- Lol Hordak hated her
- NO U NO TOUCH HER
- Catra stop lying for once
- although I kinda get it
- no ur not
- ooh dreams again
- for I minute I thought there would be drunk Adora again
- awww scorpia
- Adora poor baby get her some therapy
- bow is such a good friend
- wow she's gay
- scorpia's getting the hang of her powers, nice 
- glimmer is so short
- I love their conversations
- no you can't girl
- she absolutely can't
- these clones are so creepy
- this is a fucking cult
- dude shut up
- Uh oh
- UH OH
- how does Frosta jump that high with her short little legs?
- I love entrapta so much
- oh shut up shadow Weaver
- hah she's still being polite
- oooh nice transition
- oh. This scene
- gehekakdbbskajeh
- I hate him so much
- he is one of the only characters that I hate with a passion
- AHHHHH PRIME SHUT UP
- STOP TRAUMATIZING HER
- he literally did a thanos snap
- ooh kitty is angry
- how did she block that
- nooooooo u cannot hurt her
- ugh he's so smug
- glimmer shut uuuuuuuup
- what she didnt even open her mouth
- yay scorpia!
- Adora,,,,,
- awww cute moment
- the fight scenes have gotten better
- they all just yeet frosta
- I think that they don't put the powers to their full potential and could be doing so much more
- Catra....
- "I know you're gay"
- no it's not bitch
- Uh oh
- don't call her that
- what
- I'm so confused
- what makes this place special?
- isn't the whole woods like this?
- ooooh flashbacks
- welp

Okay, that's it! I thought that was a pretty good start to the season. It establishes the emotional state of Adora and the precarious position that the rebellion is in. Super great.