Todoroki: *Tries to start off the show, but doesn't know how* So basically um, what I was thinking of uh, *gets hit with the next file they're about react to* Ahh fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
Deku Squad: *All thinking the same thing*
Iida: Did he?
Uraraka: Just?
Tsuyu: Recite?
Deku: A Vine?
Deku Squad: *all shocked, except Todoroki, and yelled* I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO VINE!!!
Deku, Uraraka, & Tsuyu: WAIT IIDA, YOU TOO?!?
Iida: *readjust glasses* Why yes, as a standard youth I must recognize what is currently in our pop culture to stay on top of social situations.
Uraraka: *slightly nudges Iida's arm and giggles* You're such a nerd.
Iida: I'd like to take that as a compliment.
Tsuyu: So what ship are we reacting to today kero?
Todoroki: Let's see. *pops the file into the protractor*Uraraka: *blushes* Me and, Iida-kun? I never really thought about it. But when the girls hang out they always ask if I have a crush on Iida-Kun, or Deku-kun. Of course the topic of romance leaves me embarrassed. *Hides her face in her hands.*
Iida: As you guys all know, I am currently not in the mood to find a mate. I don't need more distractions in my study. Right now, hero work is my mistress. Though in time, it would be nice to continue the Iida name. I'd give this ship 8/10 stars.
Deku: 7/10 stars for friendship and compatibility. Uraraka, your thoughts,
Uraraka: Hmm, I never really seen Iida as a romantic partner, but if we were together I think we'd be cute. 7/10 stars.
Deku: Tsu?
Tsuyu: *Angry Frog noises*
Deku: Okay then..... Um Todoroki, your thoughts?
Todoroki: My rating stays the same before last chapter.
Deku: I got word from intel that the teachers wrote a script for you guys.
Uraraka: Wow, really? Let me see!
Deku Squad: *All scoots in closer to read the script*
Uraraka: *reads script* Iida x Uraraka: The Princess and her Gallant Knight By Yamada, (Present Mic) Shouta, (Eraser Head) and Nemuri. (Midnight)
Tsuyu: This seems... exciting.
Uraraka: *claps her hand excitedly* Yeah, it's an AU!
Deku: An A. U?
Todoroki: It's an Alternate Universe.
Uraraka: How did you know that Todoroki?
Todoroki: I watch Doctor Who. Those weeping angels still scare me.
Deku Squad: *looks at Todoroki like 'Are you Okay' type way*
Deku: Any who, let's set the scene. Lights, Camera, Action!
Uraraka: *reads* Before Note, Shouta: this is stupid, I'm busy grading papers and Uraraka, your grades are slipping. Also, Nemuri told me she only works on R-18 stuff and Yamada and her were having too many 'creative' differences so her and I are out.
Uraraka: *shocked* My Grades are Slipping? Aww man!
Iida: Uraraka, as a UA student you shouldn't allow your grades to fall. I suggest we all do a study meeting at my house after this.
Deku: What does R-18 mean?
Todoroki: I don't know, let's look it up.
Tsuyu: Kero, I don't think that's a good idea!
Deku & Todoroki: *looks it up anyway*
Deku: It says that- oh, Oh My, OH MY QUIRK!! WHAT IS THIS?!? My Eyes!!!
Todoroki: *blushes and his left side starts to smoke*
Tsuyu: Told you.
Uraraka: *jokes* In next review they'll be reading an R-18 script of Tododeku.
Deku: *blushes and yells* W-What? N-no we won't! Don't joke around like that!
Todoroki: *bursts into flames*
Deku: AHHHH! OH MY QUIRK, YOU'RE ON FIRE!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!
Iida: *uses his quirk to get a bucket of water and throws it on Todoroki*
Todoroki: *sizzles*
Deku: *sighed out of relief* With that dilemma out the way, let's read the script. Uraraka where is it.
Uraraka: Oh, I set over the counter by... Todoroki....
Deku Squad: *All look over to see a water and fire damaged script, sorry Present Mic*
Deku: *looking on the bright side* It's okay, we can probably still read at least some of it.
Tsuyu: *secretly is happy and put a hand on Deku's shoulder* No, no we can't.
Deku: Umm, sorry to all you Iida x Uraraka fans out there who wanted this script reading I bet Intel will make it up to you, along with the Deku Squad. Have a nice day, Plus Ultra!
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Deku Squad React to Ships
FanfictionOn their days off, the DekuSquad goes into the common room, turns their camera on, and react to all sorts of crazy ships. To the fluffiest of fluff, the the most eyebrow raising and concerning. And the Deku Squad will react to them all with crazy cr...