Deku: Hello, It's the Deku Squad, back at it again with another reaction. Intel tells me that we are reacting to a...Yuri ship? *confusingly holds paper* What in the quirk is that?
Iida: Ask Uraraka, it seems that Uraraka is the only one who is knowledgable about this.
Uraraka: Thanks, *drags board and pointer out again* Yuri is the counterpart to Yaoi which involves a lesbian relationships or female homoerotic light novels or anime. I just absolutely loved bloomed into you!
Whole Squad except Uraraka: *looks at her questionably*
Todoroki: Okay then, lets react to the shipTsuyu: *blushes* k-kero? Me and Ochako?
Uraraka: *blushes* S-See, it's not that fun when you're up there! How'd did they even get that photo of us together like that
Todoroki; you guys are both blushing, do you guys like eachother?
Uraraka: N-No, I mean yes we're friends and- um yeah she is cute and my girl friend but not my girlfriend. If that made sense. Ahahaha, *nervously laughing*
Tsuyu: You sounded like Deku with all that stuttering you did there, kero.
Deku: Do I stutter that much?
Whole Squad except Deku: YES!!!
Deku: Wow guys, that hurt. I thought it wasn't that much of a problem.
Todoroki: It's as much of a problem as much you break your bones.
Deku: * triumphant smile* You just proved that I'm getting better at it.
Todoroki: You sly little bi-
Iida: *interrupts Todoroki* Todoroki, I must ask you to refrain from that type of language. This is a Christian Family Channel.
Todoroki: It's Wattpad, Most of the stuff here is fuc-
Iida: *interrupts again* So, what are your thoughts on the ship? I think it's cute and family friendly and wholesome. 7/10 stars
Tsuyu: We're great friends and I feel we'd make a great relationship, 8/10 stars.
Uraraka: *blushes* S-same
Deku: I find it sweet and I feel like it's a chiller one than others but Tsuyu, doesn't strike me to be a person of romance. 6/10 stars. You're thoughts Todoroki?
Todoroki: I don't really ship things but I feel if it were to happen, it would be a stable one. 5/10 stars for me. It effects me by zero.
Deku: That's the hightest score you gave out so far. Do you think you'll ever rank something as high or higher?
Todoroki: *shrugs shoulders* Depends.
Deku: Hey reader, yeah you, don't leave yet because Intel (Author-San) has a surprise for us.
Tsuyu: What's the surprise?
Deku: It's in these envelopes *hands them the envelopes*
Uraraka & Tsuyu: *Tears it open* A script?
Deku: Yeah, apparently intel wants us to act certain ships that are mainstream and popular. (And that she likes) And even some people will come on the show with us to do it.
Tsuyu: That sounds cool kero.
Uraraka: Yeah, it says, Tsuyu x Uraraka: Confessions By Mina Aishido and the rest of the Baku Squad. PS: It may not seem like it but Bakugou and Kirishima are really into romance and insisted we all work on it. Enjoy. *she flips through the pages* It doesn't seem that bad lets read it.
Iida: As class president and your good friend, I volunteer to read stage directions.
Deku: Wow, you're really into this Iida.
Iida: Of course, it's nice to goof off with friends. Occasionally.
Todoroki: *grabs a clapperboard out of no where* Lights, camera, action.
Deku: *laughs* Todoroki, you too?
Iida: *reads stage directions* It was after school and Tsuyu was sitting under the Sakura tree as the cherry blossoms fall down and she fiddles w/ her long green hair. *comments* Wow, this is really good for just a Baku Squad skit.
Todoroki: Keep going, this seems interesting.
Deku: I thought you said you didn't mind this ship.
Todoroki: I don't, but I can't deny a well written story.
Iida: *keeps reading* A brunette girl watches her crush, mustering up the courage to talk to her.
Uraraka: *Shakes Tsuyu intensely* Me! He's talking about me!
Iida *still reading* She told herself that this was the day that she was going to be upfront and honest and tell her that she had caught feelings. That she was smitten and head over heals for this girl.
Todoroki: *whispers to Deku* This is getting good,
Deku: *whispers back* Yeah, I'll go get the popcorn.
Iida: *reads off some more* She was walking confidently towards her crush but once Tsuyu looked at our heroine she bolted and did a 180 and dashed the other way.
Uraraka: Aww, I did. Oh well.
Tsuyu: It's okay, you'll gather up the courage to talk to me.
Todoroki: Do they realize that it's just a story?
Deku: Shhh, I'm trying to watch.
Iida: *reads on* It went like this for many days evolving into months and when our heroine tried to hand her the letter again one day, she was gone.
Deku & Uraraka: *gasps* Oh No!
Iida: *reads once more* Our heroine was so upset that she sat at the same spot where see saw her crush and wept there.
Uraraka: Oh no, poor me. You deserve the world.
Iida: *still reading* The brunette was still crying when a girl with long green hair came up to her.
Uraraka: *shakes Tsuyu again* look, it's you!
Tsuyu: I can see that. So can you stop shaking me so I can read my line?
Uraraka: Oh, yeah, sorry about that. *laughs nervously*
Tsuyu: kero, are you alright?
Uraraka: Yeah, I'm fiiii-, Oh my God, your Tsu!
Tsuyu: Yep, That's me.
Iida: *reads the stage directions again* She smiles a nice smile and Uraraka stutters, trying to find the right words to say.
Uraraka: Umm, I LIKE YOU, a-a-and this is for you.
Iida: *reads* Tsuyu reads the letter and looks at Uraraka. She blushes.
Uraraka: I'm sorry, this was really dumb and I regret doing this-
Iida: *reads* Tsuyu kisses Uraraka to shut her up. *comments* ofc you Don't have to do that
Tsuyu: *kisses her on the cheek* It's okay. I think you're cute, let's go out.
Uraraka: *blushes*
Iida: *looks over pages* Wait, that's not in the script.
Todoroki: Tea *sips on Boba*
Deku: That's all the time we have today, Plus Ultra!
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Deku Squad React to Ships
FanfictionOn their days off, the DekuSquad goes into the common room, turns their camera on, and react to all sorts of crazy ships. To the fluffiest of fluff, the the most eyebrow raising and concerning. And the Deku Squad will react to them all with crazy cr...