Deku: *waves at Camera* why hello everybody and welcome back to Deku Squad reacts where we lit.
Uraraka: *does OK sign with her hand* We Gucci.
Todo: *confused* but most of you guys don't own Gucci.
Uraraka: *being a broke a*s b!tch* Shut up rich boy! I'm Boujee on a budget.
Iida: Todoroki that's not nice to assume that your family income is the same as theirs. I mean look at me, I don't own Gucci and I am very wealthy.
Tsuyu: Yeah, because everything you own looks like it's straight from an American Polo commercial.
Deku: *tries to make the situation better but ends up making it worse* I'm not rich but I have Gucci.
Everyone except Deku and Todoroki: SHUT UP!!!!
Deku: *dejected* but I do, I have the limited edition All Might and Endeavor Gucci track suits.
Todo: Of course you do. But I bet the only reason you have them is because All Might gave it to his secret love child A.K.A you!
Deku: *over it* For the last time, he is not my dad! But if you saw my post 3 days you can see I have matching Gucci track suits with All Might.
Todo: *being the crackhead theorist* That sounds really sus Midoriya,
Deku: Stop, but no seriously, stop. We should react to the ship before intel gets mad and don't want that to happen.
Whole Squad: *eerirly turns to the camera/forth wall, turns pale and shivers*
Deku: Well, with that out of the way let's react.
Tsuyu: *uses her tongue to put the file into the projector *
Iida: *speechless*
Todo: Ummmmmm.....
Everyone: *slience*
Tsuyu: Kero, to be honest I never thought this was a thing, let alone there's actual people shipping it.
Uraraka: This is more of a on the down low ships, you know, it's not as popularized as the other ones we've talked about on the series.
Deku: *On computer* Lets see what other ships pop up when I type it up.
Deku Squad: *gathers around the computer*
Deku: *looks at ships and eyes widden*Deku: *closes the computer* Actually, let's not.
Iida: *confused* What, why? *opens up the computer and sees that ship*
Iida: *inhales hard, closes the laptop and Recipro Bursts the computer*
Tsuyu: *confused AF* why did you that for?
Iida: I must exorcise this evil that plagues is.
Todoroki: *retrieves the computer and opens it* Iida, I bet your overreacting, it's just a ship. *looks at the broke screen and sees Dabi x Todoroki* (I still see shadows in my room!) *burns the laptop*
Deku: Aagggghhhh! Toforoki, why did you do that for? I tried to warn you guys.
Todoroki: *holding a bible* We must burn the demon with fire so it can return to which it came.
Iida & Todoroki: *In prayer position and watching the laptop burn*
Uraraka: *nervously laughs* ahaha... I can see why people ship you guys.
Uraraka, Tsuyu, & Deku: *thinking the same thing* They're really intense!
Deku: *tries to move forward the conversation* So... what do you guys think of the ship?
Iida: Well, I don't dislike it. Logically if we were to get courted then it would increase our status in society, not to mention our networth would both increase due to the fact we're both filthy rich and it would prove beneficial for both sides of the family. Although I'm not denying that two fact that two guys can coitus neither one of us can conceive so it would prove pointless because there won't be an heir.
Uraraka: *speechless* Wow Iida, you looked at it so caculated.
Deku: To be fair, you guys are pretty similar and people ship people who are compatible; Never really thought of it before but I guess it can be cute. 5/10 for me.
Uraraka: Wait Deku, how are they similar?
Tsuyu: Yeah, I mean they posses some similar traits but doesn't that go for everybody?
Deku: I was just realizing that they're really similar as far as personality goes, how they're both stupid rich, smart, both have brothers that got severely hurt,
Whole Squad looks at Todoroki except Deku: Wait Wha-
Todoroki: *sips tea* I don't hate it 3/10
Whole Squad minus Deku: YOU'RE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FACT THAT-
Deku: *quickly grabs the camera and starts running* Well, that's all the time we have today-
Everyone except Todoroki: COME BACK HERE DEKU! TELL US WHAT YOU MEAN!!!
Deku: *runs faster* Next time we'll do Villian ships and then maybe Baku Gang ships bye!
Deku: *runs while screaming*
Iida: *recipro bursts after him* DEKU COME BACK HERE YOU CREIGHTON!
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Deku Squad React to Ships
FanfictionOn their days off, the DekuSquad goes into the common room, turns their camera on, and react to all sorts of crazy ships. To the fluffiest of fluff, the the most eyebrow raising and concerning. And the Deku Squad will react to them all with crazy cr...