Deku Squad React to Ships

Todoroki x Deku

Deku: It's been a week after our last reaction to a ship and oh boy- It was quite a episode.
Todoroki: I blame Tsuyu.
Tsuyu: *is an angry frog* Hey, I told you not to look it up in the first place!
Todoroki: Yeah, but you could've sugar-coated it and said, 'hey, it means only for adults only so don't look it up' and Deku would've left it alone!
Tsuyu: Kero, it wasn't my fault that the internet wanted to show a picture ftom porn hub!
Deku: Stop fighting guys! I should've been more mindful of Tsuyu's warning. So let's just move on and react to the next ship.
Tsuyu: I agree, so let's pop in the file into the projector. *looks around* Hey, where's Iida and Uraraka?
Uraraka: *running* We're here, were here! We just got back from intel to get out next ship and another script. *wiggles eyebrows at Todoroki and Deku*
Deku: Somehow I'm getting a weird feeling.
Uraraka: *smirks* you'll be fine. Let's make it up to our viewers and show you guys one of the most popular yaoi ships in the show! *pops file in Projector*

Deku: *a blushing mess* M-m-me and T-Todoroki-kun!?!
Uraraka: *smirks* Are you blushing, Midoriya?
Deku: W-what do you mean?
Uraraka: ooooh~ Todoroki and Midoriya, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
Deku: *all flustered* S-Stop it Uraraka!
Iida: Uraraka, it is not nice to tease your classmates.
Uraraka: I'm sorry Deku, you know how I feel about Yaoi.
Deku: It's okay.
Tsuyu: Todoroki, how do you feel about it? You've been awfully silent~ *smirks*
Todoroki: *basking in the thought* I give it all the stars.
Deku: *blushes* r-really that much!?!
Uraraka: I agree with Todoroki, you guys are perfect for each other! Not to mention the whole 'It's your Quirk, not his!' and that moment I just smelled a ship arising like Satou's cookies.
Tsuyu: Kero, also there was the time you guys fought the hero killer and Todoroki ditched his dad just because you sent your location.
Deku: Okay, I get it! But to be fair, it is his father, with the stories I heard from Todoroki I would find an excuse to go too.
Uraraka: *jokes* Yeah, this episode just turns into bashing Endeavor.
Todoroki: *joins in on the fun* Yeah, fuck you Dad! *flips off the webcam/4th wall*
Iida: I'm glad you guys are expressing yourselves but aren't you worried that we'll receive hate? I mean, he is now the #1 hero.
Todoroki: He may be the #1 hero but he isn't #1 Dad. Whenever my old man asks why he hasn't received those #1 Dad cups for fathers day I just stare at blankly.
Tsuyu: *quotes prince Zuko* That's rough buddy.
Iida: So your guys opinion on the ship? I personally think if Deku's gay and Todoroki willing, I'd give it, from a realistic standpoint, 8/10. I've seen that Todoroki has really opened up after becoming friends with Midoriya.
Todoroki: you already know my standpoint.
Uraraka & Tsuyu: *looks at each other and smirk* we ship it like FedEx!
Iida: And you Midoriya,
Deku: *mumbles up a storm and blushes* Well, Todoroki is nice, and he has some great qualities. Sure, he's handsome, but is it okay for a guy to admit that,
Uraraka: Deku,
Deku: *is still mumbling*
Uraraka: DEKU!
Deku: *stops his mumbling* huh, yeah?
Uraraka: you were mumbling.
Deku: I was?
Deku Squad: YES!!!
Deku: Oh, sorry.
Uraraka: Any who, let's move on to the script. Iida, you have it ready?
Iida: Yeah, almost, *tinkers with it for a little bit* Here you go
Deku: *receives script and both Deku and Todoroki look at it* Oh, thank you Iida. *reads off* Predator & The Prey By: Mineta Minoru and Midnight, Revisions by Iida Tenya. *sighs and tries to be optimistic*It can't be that bad,*looks at the first few pages* *blushes and goes up to Iida* What is this!
Todoroki: *blushes and sips on tea and tries not to  choke*
Iida: *puts his hands up in defense* Hey! I only made a few changes for it to be more family friendly!
Todoroki: More friendly as in Midoriya getting down on his kness and *reads directionally from page* 'to take a bite out of Todoroki's italian footlong.'
Deku: So that's why you ordered Subway!
Iida: Don't judge me! I was on a time limit! So, I made a few innuendoes suggesting that subway sandwiches can refer to a specific part of your body, I'm not saying which part cause you all probably know what it's referring to.
Tsuyu: Let's just get this over with, I have to watch my little sister after this.
Uraraka: *excitedly yells* Lights, Camera, Action!!!
Iida: *reads the script* It was another mundane day at U.A, *comments* mundane, thats good word choice, *finds where he left off* Aizawa was giving his lectures but a certain two toned hair guy couldn't focus on lessons but a certain green haired boy. You see, the two toned boy has been having wet dreams about the greenette.
Deku: What are wet dreams?
Tsuyu: Whatever you do, don't look it up.
Todoroki: Wait Midoriya, you never had a wet dream.
Deku: I don't think so. Is it like you have a dream where you're drowning or something.
Todoroki: *mutters* Yeah, drowning in ecstasy.
Uraraka: *heard him and smirked* Tell me Todoroki, were you drowning with Midoriya?
Todoroki: *tries not to burst up in flames* L-Let's just move on please.
Iida: *clears his throat and continues reading* Later on, the bell ringed and the greenette walked up to our protagonist.
Deku: *reads line* Hey Todoroki-kun!
Todoroki: *reads lines in character* O-oh Hey Midoriya.
Iida: *reads script* Midoriya was keep talking but Todoroki was not paying attention to Midoriya's words but his succulent lips and pale freckled skin. Having flashbacks on his recent dreams. On how Midoriya would eat his italian sub so desperately and how the ranch dressing would be on the corner of his lips and he looked when the subway footlong was inside him.
Whole Deku Squad, Minus Iida: *all thinking and trying to hold back a laugh* What the Fuck was that!?!
Iida: *embarrassed he read that*
Deku Squad: *silence*
Uraraka: *burst into laughter* Hahahahahahaha!!!! Oh My God! Hahahaha!! *wipes tears* Like Iida, I know you were trying to make this more 'family friendly' but where did you get the idea?
Iida: *Is bashful* I-I got the idea from a try guys video, don't laugh at me!
Tsuyu: Kero, Hahaha, I don't know if it makes thinks better or worse.
Todoroki: I will never look at subway sandwiches the same way again.
Uraraka: And this why I like Fire Sub
Iida: *clears his throat and tries not to sound embarrassed* Ahem, let's continue shall we, *reads of script in his narrator voice* Midoriya was still going on and our protagonist was still in a daze, until he said,
Deku: *not paying attention*
Tsuyu: *nudges deku* it's your line.
Deku: O-oh, *reads in character* I'm glad you can come over. Remember, after school, my place, the dorms.
Iida: *reads in character* The petite,
Deku: *interrupts* I am not petite, I am just a growing boy.
Iida: *is irritated* I AM TRYING TO READ! You can critique the story later. Ahem, *clears his voice again and reads * The petite greenette skipped off and Todoroki's heart raced but he couldn't help but remember the dreams where they would have sandwiches together.
Uraraka: *is excited, holding onto Tsuyu* This is where the yaoi comes in!
Iida: *reading off* The time has come,the school bells was dictating that school was over. The white and red haired man changed into something more, comfortable.
Deku: I don't like where this is going.
Iida: *still is reading* He walked up to Midoriya's dorm and he was welcomed by him.
Deku: *in character* Hey Todoroki-kun, so glad you could make it.
Iida: *narrates* Todoroki stepped in, examining the smaller ones room and his posters of All Might.
Deku: *in character* O-oh, I'm sorry. You must find it weird having these All Might posters in my room.
Todoroki: *also in character* Hehe, it's fine. I find it sweet that you admire your father so much,
Deku: *out of character* For the LAST TIME, Todoroki-kun, he is NOT my Dad!
Todoroki: *quotes John Cena* Are you sure about that?
Tsuyu: *quotes Jerry Springer* He is not, the father
Iida: *yells at squad* SHUT UP! It is my turn to read. *narrates* The petite boy blushed and grabbed his work book but Todoroki-kun was just looking at Midoriya's sweet cake.
They then sat down and Midoriya spoke.
Deku: *in character* Oh you don't have your work stuff?
Todoroki: *acting dazed* Stuff? Why would we need our stuff.
Deku: *in character* hehehe, because we're studying together silly. I didn't really understand Aizawa-Sensei's lecture and I thought that you can explain it to me since your really smart. Here, we can share.
Iida: Midoriya scooches over to Todoroki and they were shoulder to shoulder. Todoroki's heart was beating, he didn't even know he was leaning into Deku until Deku said something.
Deku: *in character* Umm Todoroki-kun, what are doing?
Iida: *narrates* At that moment, he couldn't take it anymore, the dreams he kept remembering those dreams between Deku and him, Deku being so close to him, in Midoriya's room, alone.
He pushed Deku down on the floor and Todoroki was on top of him.
Todoroki: *in character* Let me have my way with you. Say yes,
Iida: *narrates* Izuku was so shy, all he could do was nod a yes. Todoroki smirked as he went and grabbed his sandwich. Midoriya hitched,
Deku: *doesn't want to read his line but does so poorly* Aagh~ Let's continue on the bed.
Iida: *narrates* He picked up Midoriya bridal style and threw him and the bed and crawled on him and took out his sandwich.
Todoroki: *reads his line* Are you sure you want this?
Deku: *sulks while reading his line* It's just that I never had, a sandwich, that big before, I'm not sure I can eat it all.
Iida: *narrates* Deku blushed as the dominant came over to him.
Todoroki: *secretly really enjoying this* I'm sure you can do it.
Deku: *in character* I'll try.
Iida: *narrates the last bits* Deku took a bite out Todoroki's footlong and not soon after wolfing it down. Todoroki groaned.
Todoroki: *in character* Agh~ Wait Midoriya, not so fast, I still need to, need to grab, the ranch.
Iida: *narrates some more* Deku disregarded his classmates words and kept eating his sandwich. Todoroki had gotten the ranch and when it opened, it exploded right on Midoriya's face.
Todoroki: *In character* I am so sorry Midoriya, I'll get that for you.
Iida: *narrates the rest of the story* Midoriya wiped some of the ranch on his face and licks it
Deku: *Reads line* It's okay, that was a very good sandwich. *closes script and uses his quirk to yeet it away* Finally, it's over!
Iida: So what do you think about the script in its self?
Todoroki: So now we're rating scripts?
Iida: Not necessary, I just want you're guy's opinion. I thought for one, it was an okay script. I'm not usually into that sort of thing. But I am surprised that Mineta and Midnight used proper grammar and used good choice. B+ for grammar.
Tsuyu: Kero, I didn't actually think that we would do an R18 script just because Ochako joked about it, Midoriya,
Deku: I have a lot to say about that script! First off, they depicted me as a bottom!
Deku Squad: *looks at at Midoriya like 'really bitch'

Deku: *confused as fluff* What? Oh and also, they said I'm Small, I am almost 5'5. I am 165 cm and I'm still in high school so I'm still growing. Not to mention, they made me so submissive and I'm a strong boy.
Uraraka: *sighes and shakes her head* just face it, you're an ultimate power bottom.
Todoroki: To be fair, there was only one complaint as in regrading me.
Tsuyu: Kero, what is is Todoroki?
Todoroki: I wouldn't have had sex with someone just because a few wet dreams. I mean, I'm a sucker for romantic comedy. I don't just, shove my dick into people.
Tsuyu: *shrugs* I guess you're right there, The script itself wasn't that bad but it wasn't good either.
Deku: *looks at watch* Wow, we are way over time today! Before we go though, I'd like to say that since the Deku Squad ships are done, we are now open to any BNHA ship! So be easy on us guys. Have a Plus Ultra Day! Bye!