Mha One shots | Dabi&Hawks x reader

🍂 Hawks x Reader 🌷

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Unknown number
Heyyyy enji what's up 😎

You
Oh I believe you've got the wrong number

Unknown
What ? This is not Endeavor ?

You
I think I would know if I was the n1 hero sir

Unknown
Fair enough.

Can't believe he gave me a fake number again.

So who are you ?

You
Uh well aren't you supposed to say "oh sorry, bye" and delete my number ?

Unknown
Well, I would but I'm on patrol and I'm bored as fuck so I thought maybe we could talk for a bit.

You
We.. don't know each other..

Unknown
Good point ! My name is Keigo, nice to meet you stranger.

You
Okayyy well I guess I'm (y/n), nice to meet you.

Keigo
A girl, noice

You
Sooo what do you wanna talk about ?

Keigo
Idk

Oh do you like chicken ?

You
Yeah I guess I do

Keigo
You're way cooler than I thought

You
Just because I like chicken ?

Keigo
YES.

You
Okay now how can I be sure I'm not talking with a chicken obsessed psychopath ?

Keigo
Uh well I pay my bills ?

You
How does that not make you a psychopath ?

Keigo
Idk do psychopath pay their bills ?

You
Okay, you're not a psychopath

You're just dumb

Keigo
Okay now that's not nice lAdY

You
Hey wait so you know the n1 hero ? Are you like close to him ?

Keigo
Yeah, he's my best bud 😎

You
No way that's so cool

Wait how old are you ?

Keigo
22

You
Isn't he like +45 ?