Me: Gather 'round, everyone! Oh wait- *snaps fingers*
*KOTLC crew appears*
Tam: Uhh..... Where am I?
Me: Shut it. Now gather 'round, my children.
Keefe: Did she just call us her children? I mean, hellooo? Some of us are older than you.
Me: I am older than the Earth. Now DO AS I SAY OR I WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU WITH MY ELECTRIC PEN!!
Dex: Ooh! Ooh! How did you create it? Teach me your ways! Pleeaaasee? *gives best puppy dog eyes*
Me: No. Be quiet, Dexter.
Tam: *scoffs* Am I supposed to believe that thing actually works?
Me: Yes. You are very lucky you are my favorite, or you would be half dead by now.
Tam: ......
Keefe: Why is Bangs Boy everyone's favorite?!
Me: Because he is awesome. So do you want to be the tester for my new electric pen?
Keefe: *backs away* Uhhh, thanks, but I'll pass.
Me: I thought so. Now, hush, or else I will voluntell you.
Sophie: *raises eyebrow*Who are you and what are you planning to do with us?
Me: Ah, yes. The moonlark speaks. This is the first episode of a TV show called KOTLC Reacts where you react to stuff.
Tam: *snorts* Thanks for the extremely detailed description
Linh: Tam! We talked about this, remember?! Be nice or be quiet!
Tam: *rolls eyes*
Wylie: Uhhh, I'm alive, you know?
Me: Yes, Wylie. We are very aware of that.
So, for our first episode, I say we do Truth or Dare! Everyone up for that?
Everyone except Keefe and Marella and Biana: NO WAY!!
Fitz: Biana, since when have you started liking this game?
Biana: *shrugs* Since forever.
Fitz: Ooookkaaay. *shakes head* Let's start! I dare you, Biana, to confess your feelings for Keefe.
Keefe: Uuuhhhh, what did I just hear?!!
Biana: *blushes*
Tam: *looks jealous*
Keefe: Ooh, jealous much, Bangs Boy?
Tam: *raises fist* Don't make me punch you.
Keefe: *raises hands in surrender* Woah, woah, now. No need to get physical, Tammy.
Tam: *glares* Don't call me that.
Me: Ooookaaay. Better wrap things up before someone gets hurt. I would not enjoy having to explain to Shannon Messenger why her characters are suddenly severly injured. Say bye, everyone!
Everyone except for Keefe and Tam,
who are busy glaring daggers at each other: BYE!!
YOU ARE READING
Koltc Reacts!!
HumorThe main characters in KOTLC (Sophie, Fitz, Dex, Marella, Linh, Tam, Keefe, Biana, and Wylie) react to stuff, (Warning: a lot of ships!! More info in the story) with guests coming in depending on what the react is.
