KOTLC Reacts to: Coronavirus!

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Me: Suprise!! We're gonna die! Well, not really. Sort of.

Keefe: *gasps* We're gonna DIE?!?! NOOOOOO!! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! WHYYYY!!???

Tam: For once, I agree with that goofball.

Me: Oh, relax. Notice I said sort of. And besides, you won't die if you have a strong immune system, which I think you all do.

Keefe: Good!! Wait, what do you mean 'sort of'?

Me: Shush. Put on your face masks. I will try to make this as realistic as possible. Put on your face masks and be good. Stay at least two meters away from each other. It's called social distancing. Pretend there's deadly germs in the air and act real. Go. Go. I'm watching.

Biana: *remembers the face mask fiasco and runs away*

Tam: *follows*

Everyone else except Keefe and Sophie and Fitz: *does the same thing*

Me: Well, um... that was quick. Never mind. Put on your face masks. I will try to make this as realistic as possible. Sophie, Keefe, and Fitz. You guys put on your masks. Follow my instructions, which were: Put on your face masks. I will try to make this as realistic as possible. Put on your face masks and be good. Stay at least two meters away from each other. It's called social distancing. Pretend there's deadly germs in the air and act real. Go. Go. I'm watching.

Sophie, Keefe, and Fitz: *puts on face mask and immediately stands one meter close to each other*

Me: NO NO!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!?!? I SAID TWO METERS!! GEEZ!!

Sophie, Keefe, and Fitz: *look nervously at each other*

Me: *rolls eyes* NO NONONONO!!!
DO IT PROPERLY!!!!!!!

Sophie, Keefe, and Fitz: *stare as Kia starts banging her head against the wall*

Keefe: Uhhh...... is she okay??

Fitz: I think she has anger management issues.

Sophie: Uuh...... Kia? Are you okay?

Me: *very suddenly stops moving* What?! Huh?! Yeah I am.

Sophie, Keefe, and Fitz: Uhhh....... okaaaayy???

Me: *looks at watch* Oops!! Forgot I have a meeting with the sound effects producer in five minutes. Gotta go! Bye!!

Sophie, Keefe, and Fitz: B- *the screen cuts off before they can finish*

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