Note: I do figure skating, so I had random inspiration to do this
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Me: Hello, my friends! I am BAAAACCKKK!!
Everyone: ......
Me: *puts hands on hips* Well? Where's the party? The music? The clapping? Hellooooo??
Everyone: *exasperatedly* Hiiiii.......
Me: *frowns* Okay, never mind. Today, we are going ice skating!! *snaps fingers and transports everyone to a private ice rink*
Biana: Cool! Swanky!
Sophie: I am cold.
Fitz, Keefe, Tam, Dex, Wylie, and Linh: Me too.
Marella: Ha! I'm a pyrokinetic! I am WARM!! Ha!
Everyone else except me: NO FAIR!! WHY WHY WHY!??
Me: Come on. Just get skating and you'll be warm in no time. That is, unless you spend your time slipping and sliding on your behind.
Everyone except Biana and Linh: *grumbles and s-l-o-w-l-y puts on skates*
Me and Biana and Linh: Ready, guys?!
Keefe: Uhh, I have a bad feeling about this.
Tam: *snorts* You have a bad feeling about everything.
Linh: Come on, Tam. *drags Tam onto the ice*
Over the next few hours:
Tam: *manages to hang on to the boards and not fall*
Keefe: *immediately falls*
Linh: *glides around like a pro*
Marella: *steps onto the ice and instantly melts a chunk off*
Me: *glares at Marella and snaps fingers and the ice refreezes*
Sophie: *helps Keefe up*
Fitz: *glares at Keefe*
Wylie: *grips onto the boards like
his life depends on it*
Biana: *starts doing spins and jumps like she'd done it her whole life*
Dex: *fiddles with his skates trying to twerk it into an auto-skate robot or something*
When the rink time is up:
Me: Okay, everyone! Ice time is up! Let's get off so the zamboni guy can, um, zamboni the ice.
Keefe: What the heck is a 'zambony'?
Me: A machine that clears the ice of scratches and holes and makes it smooth again.
Dex: Ooh! Ooh! A machine? Technology? Where?!
Tam: Shut up, Dex.
Me: Okay, time to go! *snaps fingers and everyone teleports back to the main room*
Biana and Linh: Why did we leave so fast?
Me: Because. So now, everybody SAY BYE RIGHT NOW QUICK I'M RUNNING LATE FOR A MEETING HURRY GUYS!!!
Everyone: Geez, chill.
Me: SAY BYE SAY IT ALREADY!!
Everyone: Umm, byeeee.....
Me: BAD BOY, TAM YOU DIDN'T SAY BYE! OH WHATEVER I GOTTA GO!
*teleports away*
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Koltc Reacts!!
HumorThe main characters in KOTLC (Sophie, Fitz, Dex, Marella, Linh, Tam, Keefe, Biana, and Wylie) react to stuff, (Warning: a lot of ships!! More info in the story) with guests coming in depending on what the react is.
