CRACKPOST - That's Not My D*ck

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(Not cannon to this story)

Deku's P.O.V

I yawned and rolled out of bed, kissing Todoroki-kun on the cheek groggily before heading back to my room to get ready. Did this shrink in the wash? I thought to myself as I struggled to get my uniform buttons closed. That's not supposed to be there. I stared down at my chest in confusion; poking and squishing them. I studied my unusually curvy body and decided to head to Recovery Girl's office, thinking I must have been hit by a quirk.

Skye's P.O.V

Ash walked up to me, licking me awake. I looked around a bit confused as to why I was in a room I didn't recognize but just headed back to Kiri's room to change. On my way out, I threw a pillow at him and told him to wake up. I walked down the street to Starbuck because I needed caffeine and was too lazy to make my own coffee.

"Oh, hey" the barista greeted "I'll get started on your usual"

I just brushed off the situation and took the drink she made me. My eyes lit up the second I took a sip. It was sweet as fuck but kinda good so I slapped a $100 on the counter.

"Keep the change" I chirped and walked back to U.A., taking my seat

Class started but I asked to be dismissed to the bathroom. When I was done I rushed back to class slamming the door open.

"Is something wr-" Aizawa began to ask

"I HAVE A DICK!"

"Umm....." he responded awkwardly

"What's your point you damn nerd?" Katsu yelled

"Don't you fucking yell at me you angry pomeranian. I will make your mommy issues the least of your worries." I growled

"Who taught him to curse?" he yelled at the class

"Bitch I know with a body like this you didn't just say 'him'" I scoffed "Wait, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TITS?!"

"Midoriya, are you okay?" Sho Sho asked

"Midoriya? Sho Sho do I look like that stalk of broccoli?" I rolled my eyes

Out of know where the door slammed open.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKED MY LITTLE SISTER?!" the person who stormed inside yelled

"Ray?" I asked in confusion "You go here?"

"Who the hell are you?" he growled

"Ray, it's me," I said "You're sister"

"Skye?!" he freaked out "What the hell happened to you? Did you get hit by a quirk?"

"That explains why Deku was wearing a skirt," Ochaco said 

"Mido- um... Skye, go see recovery girl." Aizawa said

When I got there I saw my body sleeping on one of the beds.

"How long is this gonna last?" I sighed

"It seems like a simple body swap quirk. I'd say once you both fall asleep tonight, you'll wake up yourself again

"Welp, night!" I said and laid down

"But it's 9 in the morning"

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