CRACKPOST - Dangers of a Cupcake

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Skye's P.O.V

I woke up around two in the morning and decided to make a secret visit to my cousin Tomo. The second I opened the door I got pounced on by Toga.

"SKYE!" she cried "Dabi is cheating on me! He's with them right now!"

"Good" I scoffed and rolled my eyes

"But it's with a guy" she cried

"Ha, you turned him gay?" I laughed at her

"He's a fucking hero too" she whined

"Wait, what? Who?" I asked

"Hawks!" she cried

"I thought Hawks was with Endeavor" twice said "No, he's with Fuyumi!"

"Last I heard, he was with Natsuo" Kuro said from the bar

I laughed even harder, beginning to cry a bit "He's being cheated on by like half of his family"

"It's not funny!" Toga yelled

"Yes, yes it is" I laughed more

"I made cupcakes," she said "You can have one if you forgive me for stealing your boyfriend"

"Fine," I rolled my eyes "Only because Dabi's the bigger asshole. Anyways, where's Tom- these taste weird as hell"

"We didn't have any eggs so I substituted it with blood," she said shyly "Is it that bad?"

"No," I said "Just tastes a bit like metal"

"At least they're not terrible" she smiled "Anyway, Shigiraki is in the other room."

I finished my cupcake and headed into the room she pointed at, swiping another cupcake on my way. Tomo and I talked for a few hours and had a great time with the league just drinking and eating cupcakes till we passed out. When I woke up Toga began to fawn over me, calling me adorable.

"The blood in the cupcakes must have kicked in!" she awed "You're a neko!"

"I don't have time to care about this" I sighed in frustration "I gotta get back before Kiri wakes up."

Kuro made a portal back to his dorm room and I quickly began to get dressed.

"Good morning Babe" Kiri mumbled when he woke up "Um... what happened"

"I ate a blood cupcake," I said plainly and headed to class

Denki immediately grabbed my tail and began to pet it. Extreme pleasure filled my body, causing me to purr and nuzzle into him. My face when hot when I realized what I was doing and I quickly pulled away from him, slapping him hard.

"Don't do that" I yelled at him before mumbling quietly to myself "Is that what Ojiro feels when you play with his? No wonder why he lets you."


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