✔DRARRY ONESHOTS

40 Galleons

A/N - Does not take part in 3rd year btw. Pretend Lupin came back to teach in 5th year instead of Umbitch. - HAPPY READING!

~ Jaz

Severus Snape hated being a teacher. The only good things about it is that he can remove points for literally no reason and that there are always, and he means, always the good biscuits in the staff room at break time.

Today however was one of the worst days. As Lupin was a professor this year, he had to make him the Wolfsbane potion but it went wrong this morning because his stasis charm wore off. Then he had Slytherin and Gryffindor to teach potions to first thing this morning and Malfoy and Potter were extra loud today. Honestly! Couldn't they just shag each other already?!?! Then Longbottom and Finnegan blew up their potion. BUMBLING IDIOTS.

To top it all off, when he went to the staff room, THERE WERE NO BISCUITS!

He was very agitated throughout the rest of the day but it went smoother than the morning, thankfully. Now it was after curfew and he was patrolling the corridors looking for students who were out of bed.

He sighed, couldn't they just put trackers on the students so that they know where they are, what they're doing at all times of the day? This would make life so much easier.

WAIT.

NO.

He does not want to know when students are doing the dirty. Ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Nope. Nope. Nope. Severus grimaced and shook his head trying to get the idea out of his head. Gah!

He walked past a broom closet shuddering in disgust when he heard a sound.

"Draco..."

His eyes widened. Oh shit, no this means that he won't win the bet with Minerva! It was a girly moan, definitely, meaning Minerva will win. She says Draco will be shagging Granger in secret but Severus thinks it will be Potter. He sighed. Better get this over with.

He flung open the door...

And squealed in joy! YESSSSSS I WIN THE BET!!, he thought.

Draco and Harry bloody Potter were in a compromising position against the wall of the broom closet. Severus smiled, Draco was so top in their relationship. If you couldn't tell, he was inside Potter so it was kinda obvious.

The two boys stood there, sweating and panting, faces flushed red as they watched their normally stoic and serious potions professor jump around squealing like a schoolgirl who was just asked out by her crush.

When Severus finally stopped twirling around madly, he grinned at the blushing boys making Draco hold Harry possessively close to him, as if to protect him from their mad teacher. Severus giggled.

"You two do not know how much this made my day!" he said whilst grinning from ear to ear.

Draco and Harry just looked at each other in fear, who was this imposter and where is their teacher?

Severus sighed dreamily, imagining Minerva's face as she handed the money over. He slammed the door shut with a "Have fun boys!" as he pranced off, giggling as he went to tell Lucius.

He decided not to tell Potter that he moaned like a girl, that would just be cruel.

The next morning, Harry was sitting at the Gryffindor table blushing hard as he looked at Draco, who was doing the same, as they remembered what happened last night. There was about 5 minutes until they had to leave for their first class and almost everyone was in the room. Except for Severus Snape.

The two boys kept looking at the door in fear and jumped high into the air when the doors burst open revealing a smug Potions Professor.

"MINERVA! YOU OWE ME 40 GALLEONS!!!!" He yelled as he strode into the hall.

McGonagall gasped. "No! No way! When?!?!"

Snape smirked, "Last night." He drawled. "Oh and Draco is top."

"God damn you boys!" McGonagall yelled before handing over the money.

"Alright boys, I am outing you to the school so be prepared for the jealous looks!" Snape said whilst looking Harry and Draco in their eyes, revelling in their horror stricken looks.

"#DRARRY IS REAL!" he yelled, arms wide open, head back as the whole school looked at each other in bewilderment. Had their Professor finally gone nuts? Did the potion fumes finally get to him?

"For those of you who do not understand what drarry is, it is my One True Pairing and the two boys are - drum roll please." The school started to drum roll on the tables in excitement.

"Draco Malfoy!" Draco groaned and thudded his head on the table in mortification.

"And!"

Snape hesistated, enjoying the discomfort he could see emanating from Harry.

"HARRY POTTER!!!"

The whole school yelled and screamed in excitement before lifting the boys in question up onto shoulders until they met on the top of a table. Their schoolmates then started to chant:

"KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!"

Harry and Draco just sighed and leant forward, kissing in front of the whole school, entwining on top of the table. When their lips touched, Hogwarts was almost screamed down by the students and teachers. The two lovebirds just grinned and laughed staring at each other. That was the photo that was on The Prophet the next day.

A/N - This made me laugh and smile whilst I wrote it. Its just a quick one. Hope you enjoyed!!