✔DRARRY ONESHOTS

Not-so-friendship friendship bracelets

A/N So, as I am having internet issues, I managed to dig up this little gold nugget and decided you guys have suffered enough without me whining about how I can't use wattpad during the day XD. 

I just want to say, I have had one kiss EVER. Like, it was a press of my lips on my boyfriends for like 3 seconds. I was 15. 

...I am still 15. 

Anyways, I don't actually know what snogging is like. I have no desire to snog/kiss/make-out/whatever you want to call it. As an asexual hooman being, I personally cannot really handle physical contact but that's just me so I hope I write the kissing scenes correctly. 

Do please let me know where I can improve. 

Enjoy!

~Jaz xx

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"DRACO!"

I sighed. Merlin, all I want is a break from these lunatics I have somehow surrounded myself with. I am exhausted. Leave me alone!!

"What Pansy?!" I snapped. I am not in the mood for this. Well, life too I guess.

Pansy at least had the decency to look chagrined. As she smiled sheepishly at me I looked her over. It had been a few weeks since I last saw her. She had to go with her parents for a trip to Spain. Apparently, someone was interested in marrying her and wanted to see if they were compatible. Although they were not, she still stayed the whole 3 weeks and had a gained a glorious tan that I was certainly not drooling over. Her nails were painted the usual blood red (a fresh coat though) and she was wearing her favourite skirt.

The one that only came out of the wardrobe so she could impress...

It was a short flimsy thing. Black and pleated, it barely covered her arse and many people were gawking at it. I rolled my eyes. In addition, she calls me the attention seeker. She also wore a tight fitting grey t-shirt that showed off her curves. I was not interested in those. They are too... curvy. If you get what I mean. What I was interested in however, was the friendship necklace around her skinny neck.

"What. Is. That." I pointed at her necklace, glaring at it mutinously as I fingered my own necklace with the Malfoy ring on around my neck. My fingers are really chubby and I get scared that I won't be able to take it off even though I could use magic. Pansy looked amused and played along. "Oh. This?" She picked it up with a nail and asked innocently. "Yes. That." I spat at it. She shrieked and hopped away, laughing as she went. "Dray!"

"Pansy!" I whined. "You can't replace me! I thought I was your only best friend!" She giggled a little before wrapping her right arm around my shoulders. I scowled at the chain of metal around her neck as she came closer. "You will always be my best friend Dray. It is a necklace my girlfriend made for me."

I'm not sure what I choked on, but I choked on something. Once I had stopped dying in the middle of a Hogwarts hallway, surrounded by unhelpful students, I looked at my best friend with betrayal all over my face. "You- you replaced me?!" Pansy stared at me incredulously. "No! You idiot! I'm not replacing you! I could never replace you. You're too clingy anyways. But no, you are both equals to me. I will favour one over the other but then I will pay the same amount of attention and time to the other one I neglected for whatever reason later. You're not being cut out of my life Dray. You're too important to me."

"Aw that was so cute!!" I whipped around as fast as I could without falling over from exhaustion and Pansy squealed. "Hermione!!! We were just talking about you!!" Granger just laughed and pecked my best friend on the lips. "I know love. You two are so cute." I pouted. "I'm a Malfoy. Malfoy's are not cute."