WANTED: HARRY JAMES POTTER
DESCRIPTION: BLIND AS A BAT, BIRDS NEST ON TOP OF HIS HEAD, BI WHO LIVED, THEIF, GRYFFINDOR SEEKER, AMAZING BUILD (don't tell him), FUNNY AND CUTE
REASON: HE STOLE MY HEART
REWARD: MY EVERLASTING LOVE (and no use of blackmail for two years against catcher)
CONTACT: DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY, SLYTHERIN PRINCE, BLONDE, HOT AS FUCK, SNARKY AND ATTRACTIVE
"Did you hear??"
"Hear what?"
"Draco Malfoy is in love with Harry Potter!'
"No way!"
"Yes its true!"
"Poor guy, Harry would never love him back."
"I dont know about that... I mean, there is so much chemistry, passion, tension"
"Pffft nope. Nothing is there there is no spark."
"Excuse you! There is so much sexual tension you get bloody nosebleeds!"
"Sureeeeeeeee."
A week has passed and the school was divided. It was split in two, people in support of drarry, and people against drarry. Most of the school supported drarry, this was mainly made up of the slytherins and gryffindor house. Amusing right?
After two weeks, a sign was posted all around the school.
WANTED: DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY
DESCRIPTION: HOT, GOOD ASS, SNARKY, SARCASTIC, WITTY, HANDSOME, AWESOME AT QUIDDITCH, HAS DADDY ISSUES, SLYTHERIN PRINCE
REASON: HE STOLE MY BLOODY HEART TOO. GIVE IT BACK PRAT
REWARD: WATCHING US MAKE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT HALL
CONTACT: HARRY JAMES POTTER, YOUNGEST SEEKER IN A CENTURY, HANDSOME, BIRDS NEST FOR HAIR, DORKY GLASSES, PITIFUL FASHION TASTE, GOLDEN BOY, BI WHO LIVED AND DRACO'S CHOSEN ONE
A/N : I dont know what this is, but I like it. It's kinda cute. X
~Jaz
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FantasyJust a couple of Drarry fics Requests are closed I do not own anything about Harry Potter - only the plot lines in this book :)
