🍇Mineta saves the day!🍇

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Mineta POV
It was lunchtime when Mina told me to meet her in a dark hallway. All right, I'm finally gonna get laid!
When I arrived there, she was already here.
"Hi, Mineta, can I ask you for a favor?" She asked
         "Don't worry, I already got ya covered! I brought a condom!"
"EW, YOU PERVERTED PEICE OF- I mean...no, that's not what I wanted."
     "So you just wanna make out in the closet then?" I asked winking
                "No.. I need you to use your purple balls on two people..."
"Um okay..who?" Maybe I'll get laid after..
           "Bakugo and Uraraka....I'm trying to set them up..."
This is what Bakugo gets for beating the shit out if me this whole school year! "Say no more, I'm in!"
I walked away and ran to Bakugo's table.
"What do you want, Grape face?" Bakugo snarled
        I had to get him to Urarka's table and to do so, I had to piss him off somehow.
"Just wanted to tell you that I changed your name to 'Bakuhoe' on the class list"
      "YOU LITTLE SHIT!" He yelled as he ran after me...
I ran to urarka and jumped on her.
"You gotta help me! Bakuhoes gonna kill me!" I trembled
          "Um...okay?"
"I'm using you as a sheild"
"What-
Before she could say anything, I threw all my sticky balls at her and then pushed her to Bakugo.
"Roundface get off of me!" Bakuhoe yelled
      "I can't I'm stuck!"
Their hands were stuck together, their bodies were stuck on each other, and their heads were pretty close!
           "Dammit, grape face! When I get out of this...I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!" Bakugo yelled as he tried to stand up with Uraraka..it almost looked like they were cuddling or something.
"Why me?" Uraraka whined

No one's POV
Since their hands were stuck together, they couldn't use their quirks, so they just stayed on the couch in dorms living room area.
"Why do I gotta be stuck with the Deku fangirl?" Bakugo muttered
"You're such an ass..." Uraraka snapped
"I wouldn't be such an ass if you stopped drooling over Deku"
      "You're just jealous because no one will ever love you in that way" Uraraka said, but right when she did, she regreted it.
             "...Fine.."
"Bakugo I didn't mean to-
           "I'm only mad 'cause you're right..." Bakugo said
"There's gotta be someone who likes you"
      "Like who?" Bakugo asked
"..me.." Uraraka mumbled quietly
              But Bakugo heard her since they were close..
He pressed his lips against hers and kissed her....Uraraka was suprised by this and kissed back.

Out of nowhere Mineta walked in and saw them.
"All right! Mineta saves the day!!" Mineta cheered
That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed!
There will be more tommorow and I will try to improve my stories as much as I can so stay tooned!!
       

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