In My Mind [Modern JJBA AU]

Chapter 2: Airplane Mode

Amazing fanart.

Anyway, what was I talking about?

Jolyne POV

"God, I fucking hate school!" I groaned. 

"it's not too bad,"

"Foo, your only saying that because you're smart."

"True."

How is it only the first quarter, I feel like its been yeeeeeeaaarrs. Honestly, prison would be better than this.

"Heyy, Jolyne!" oh god Anasui's here.

"Hey, Anasui."

"Um, Anasui what happened to that pen you borrowed-"

"So Jolyne, how was your morning?" he cut off Foo. Where is Ermes when you need her.

"Um, it was good? Joot almost killed me again." I said taking a bite out of my "burger", school lunch sucks.

"I'LL KILL THAT BASTARD!" Anasui screamed. Kill Joot? That's laughable! He may be a dork but he'll kick ass if needed.

"Ana, calm down!" Foo tried to calm him down, it did not work.

"Yeah, we all know Jotaro will beat your ass anyway." a voice says from behind me.

"ERMES!" I ran up to her.

She finally came to the table with Weather. After that Anasui shut up. Maybe he is a simp.

Johnny POV

"WE HAVE THIS WHOLE MANSION TO OUR SELVES!"

"Why are you screaming, its noon."

"Because we have an entire MANSION to ourselves, Johnny!"

"Gappy, we've been here before."

Me and my little brother Josuke and/or Jo2uke and/or Gappy were staying over at our cousin's house for the week. We got here yesterday things were going smoothly until Joseph was told to "scare" me by, TRYING TO RUN ME OVER. I love him. I really do, but he's an ass sometimes. Jonathan tole me apparently Jolyne tole him she'll give him 20 bucks if he could "scare" me.

Bitch.

"Hey, Johnny! Jona made us food." My little brother Gappy called me over. "Eggs and toast, my favorite!"

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"I wonder when they come back?" Gappy said with food in his mouth.

"Close your mouth, Josuke," 

He swallowed what was in his mouth and I continued. 

"I think they're coming back at two."

"Sweet! Imma go check there search history!" He jumped up and ran upstairs.

"JOSUKE! That's very rude!"

"..."

"How dare you not invite me!"

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2:08 (School ends at 2:10)

Joseph POV

Come on...

Jotaro POV

Come on...

Josuke POV

Come on...!

Giorno POV

Come on!

Jolyne POV

COME ON- oh the bell rang.

Joseph POV

Thank god schools over. I thought college would be better than high school, boy was I wrong! College is SOO boring, I thought there would be parties, hot girls, Frat losers to mess with, and hot teachers. But instead, all I have is Ceaser! He's still a hot teacher (to me) but I want MORE!

I begin walking to the parking lot looking for Ceaser's car, I would buy my own car BUT I'm lazy and don't have a job, I just sell Joots things in eBay.

"Hey, Caesarino!" I run up to him.

"Ugh!" he said unlocking his car.

"You weren't trying to leave me now!" I "playfully" put him in a headlock.

"GET OFF ME YOU ANIMAL!" he screamed. I looked at his face it was quite red. Is that what happens when you can't breathe? You turn red?

Jotaro POV

I was riding home in Avdol's car. Polnareff was in the front seat, Avdol was driving (of course, he wouldn't even let us cough in his car) and me and Kak sat in the back. Together. Very close. Alone. 

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah!

"I want Wendy's."

"Why?"

"That sounds like a you problem buddy."

"Kak, that's very mean!"

"Polnareff stop whining. It's annoying."

"Suck a dick, Jotaro I'm hungry!" both him and Silver Chariot flicked me off.

"Do you even have any money?" Avdol looked at him in the corner of his eye.

"Nope! But you do!"

"..." he stayed quiet. "What do I get out of it?"

"EW!" both me and Kak yelled. "If you're going to flirt, do it when we leave!" Kak yelled.

"Not like that, you sick perverts!"

"Sureee," I say sarcastically.

"Soo, we getting Wendy's or Nah?"

"Finee."

"YAY" Pole screamed as we turned into a drive-thru.

Josuke POV

"Okuyasu! Josuke!"

"Sup Koichi, Rohan."

"Can we walk with you? I don't have enough money for a bus," my best friend Koichi asks us.

"... Sur-" I was cut off. "You can come, Koichi. Rohan can't." my other best friend Okuyasu looked dead into Rohans eyes.

"Oh, your still mad at that?" Rohan says slyly while smirking.

"YES, YOU SNITCH!"

"Woah! What happened?!" I ask.

"He told Ms. Kawajiri it was me who wrote the link to 'Never Going To Give You Up' on all the white broads!" Okuyasu whined. "I don't want to speak to this rat."

"Suit yourselves, I'll just take the bus, because I, you know, have money." He flicked us off while walking away.

"Wow. You were right Rohan is a rat."

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"Hey, Koichi?"

"Yeah?"

"Why didn't you just get a ride from your girlfriend?" I ask.

"Well... I wanted to hang out with you guys. Plus I've been spending a lot of time with Yukako instead of you guys."

"Aww, well isn't that sweet!" Okuyasu yelled. "Yeah, you have been spending a lot of time with her. She's stealing you away from us!"

"Witch!" He yelled again, punching Koichi in the arm, "playfully"

"Yeah, maybe it's not a good idea to tell her that to her face..." I say not wanting Oku to get chocked again.

"Yeah maybe not," Koichi chuckled. Man, I missed having him around.