𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐱 (𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞) 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 | 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

tadashi yamaguchi x elite tiktoker! reader

okay so i've been spending too much time on tik tok so imma just leave this here- the reader is on elite/gay/alt/whatever u wanna call it tik tok but is not an influencer on the platform!!
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i gently smiled to myself as i hummed foreigner to myself "(y/n) your doing it again!" tsukki sighed "hm?" i hummed in response continuing to hum the song, "your humming foreigner to yourself again." he mumbled "don't be mean tsukki! let (y/n) be!" yamaguchi smiled "but it's annoying." he sighed "i'm offended." i sniffled, leaving tsukki to just 'tch' in response

"kiyoko please! give me permission to simp for you!" i yelled practically on my knees begging for her permission. "no." she replied in her beautiful monotone voice, this was an inside joke we both had, she knew i was gay, so we were only messing around- even though most of the team didn't see that. "but i want to simp respectfully therefore i need ur permission!" i whined causing her to giggle "w-wait did she just" "WAIT-" "did i hear what i think i heard?!" "huh?!" many reactions to kiyoko's giggle erupted from the team. "PWAHAHA KIYOKO WHAT THE FUCK A WAS THAT?! YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO THE TREE!" i yelled in-between laughs "your so annoying sometimes (y/n)." daichi sighed, not that i heard him though seen as i was still in hysterics. "(y/n)!! if u keep laughing this hard u could hurt urself!" yamaguchi yelled waving his arms frantically "n-no it's fine yams." i smiled wiping tears from the corners of my eyes "thanks for giving a shit though." i smirked patting his back and getting ready for practice, causing him to blush furiously.

"WHAT THE FUUUCCCKKK!" i yelled as i opened the storage cupboard causing many concerned glances to be shot my way "who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer?!" i yelled causing tanaka to burst out into hysterics and suga to just sigh "(y/n) i swear to god your the reason my hair is grey." he muttered "your welcome." i smiled while shooting him a wink and some finger guns, "(y/n) even though your a big asset to the team and as much as we love u, please shut the fuck up." nishinoya sighed, which was kinda out of character for him "NOYAAA IM HURT." i whined "well atleast yams still loves me ,right yams?" i smiled throwing an arm over his shoulder "o-oh yeah!" he stuttered, his cheeks dusted a slight pink "your so cute." i mumbled "h-huh?!" he yelped "nothing!" i smiled and headed into the storage closet.

"oi yams! tsukki!" i smiled as i caught up with them so that we could walk home. "just as i thought we escaped." tsukki sighed "shut up augustus gloop (idek anymore- 😭) i'm here for yams!" i snarked "y'know yams ur pretty cute will you come to my tree?" i smirked "i-i don't get what u mean by that?" he stuttered "he's asking you out yamaguchi." tsukki sighed, clearly annoyed. "GWAH! r-really?! (y/nnnn) i didn't even know you swung that way i- i thought u liked kiyoko?! i-" he rambled "dumbass, he's on gay tik tok and you really thought he was straight." tsukki sighed walking off, leaving behind an offended me and an embarrassed yamaguchi.

this one-shot sucks bro but i had to post something and all of my drafts aren't finished yet so it'll have to do! and uh.. if anyone wants any tik tok copy and pastes just dm me and i'll send u some lmao
chao~
-Author 🐸✨