𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐱 (𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞) 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 | 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

Taketora Yamamoto x femboy!male reader

yamamoto is so underrated, it's not even fair! he's my fav nekoma member and he just deserves the world i can't explain how much i love him!! (as u can see from my username-) i also want femboy hooters to be a thing!! so- i did this ig, enjoy! :)) i thought i uploaded this last night turns out i didn't sorry!! 😔✌️
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"oi kenma!" you smiled as you caught him leaving the gym after his volleyball practice "oh hey (y/n), did u need something?" he asked smiling slightly "oh no! i was just wondering if ur going to work later?" i asked, me and kenma both worked together at the hooters down the street, more specifically the femboy hooters down the street. "u-uh yeah i am! kuroo is going to pop in and visit us halfway through our shift." he stated in his usual monotone voice, kuroo was the only one who knew about our sort of 'secret' job, so now he visits every now and then. he insists it's because of the delicious food, but we all know he just want to see kenma in the uniform. "okay then! well i'll cya later then, bye kenma!!"

"HEY (y/n)!!" kuroo greeted me as he entered the diner, "sup kuroo!" i greeted back not bothering to look up from the till. "i brought a friend from volleyball club with me today!" he smiled "oho? did u now." i smirked looking up from the till "yep! yamamoto come meet (y/n)!" he smirked gesturing over a boy with hair that looked kinda like a broom- "PWAHHAH! i'm sorry man but your hair i-" i wheezed wiping tears from the corners of my eyes. "oi! u wanna go?!" he yelled "nah, don't feel like it today." i sighed placing my hand on my hip and rolling my eyes, "i'll take your orders now kuroo." i smiled pulling down my short orange shorts quickly, even though it did no good, "i'll make sure kenma serves the food." i whispered to him with a wink, as i gestured for them to follow me to table four.

"okay, kuroo what'd you like? i'll start you off with some drinks if that's alright!" i smiled, "sure, uhm.. i'll just have a coke." he smirked "coming right up!" i smiled writing it down on my notepad "hey what about me?!" yamamoto whined "what about you?" i sighed placing my hand on my hip, causing yamamoto's eyes to wander. "oi! eyes up buddy!" i snapped. "are u not going to serve me too?" he asked "well i was getting around to it." i mumbled. "what do u want?" i asked him "the same as kuroo!" he smirked "alright then!" i cheered "kenma will be over with the drinks shortly and then he'll take your food orders!" i smiled before strutting off, i could feel eyes slowly trailing down my body "yamamoto stop looking you perv." i sighed, god i hate teenage boys sometimes.
"hey (y/n) when's your shift over?"yamamoto asked "i have about 10 minutes left, why?" i sighed leaning over the counter and resting my head on my hand "i can drop u home if u want?" he smiled "oh what a gentleman." i smirked rolling my eyes playfully "don't think too much of it i'm dropping kuroo and kenma home too, i'm just asking you to be polite." he huffed "yeah fine, i'll allow you the honour of driving me home." i smiled "wouldn't exactly call it an honour." he smirked "so mean yamamoto-kun!" i frowned, causing him to blush at the new nickname. "anyways i gotta get back to work!" i sighed pushing up from the counter and fixing my uniform. "i'll see u in a few minutes then broomhead!" i smiled before strutting off "and i know your looking yamamoto i can feel ur eyes burning holes into my ass." i smirked without turning around leaving behind a very flustered yamamoto.

"okay i'm ready to go, sorry for holding you all up." i smiled hopping into the passenger seat of yamamoto's car "yeah u better be fucking sorry." huffed kuroo who was sitting in the backseat beside kenma. "oh don't even fucking start! the longer i took the more time you got to sit beside kenma so you should be thanking me, rooster head looking ass!" i yelled turning to face him, my statement making their faces flush all kinds of reds and pinks. "stop bickering i'm trying to drive!" yamamoto huffed as he pulled out of the parking lot.
"okay out you two get." yamamoto smirked as he pulled up to kuroo's house, "oho? you two are going to kuroo's house?" i smirked at them "yeah i'm staying the night." kenma mumbled, causing me to snicker "yuhhh get into it!" i smirked causing them both to glare at me "DRIVE YAMAMOTO DRIVE!" i yelled as yamamoto complied to my request leaving behind a slightly pissed kenma and kuroo.

"okay we're at ur house, get out." yamamoto sighed "before i go! your kinda cute yamamoto-kun, mind if i get your number?" i cheered "o-oh sure." he stuttered, god he's adorable. we exchanged contact details and looked at each other "i guess i'll call you later then." i smirked at him "yeah i guess so." he smirked back, as he watched me walk up to my house "oh and yamamoto!" i yelled turning around "yeah?" i could hear him say "i know your looking."

okay so i thought i uploaded this last night- but i didn't so sorry about that lmao! i'm a sucker for femboy hooters AU's, i'm not too happy with how this one-shot turned out but i need to post something so it'll have to do.
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