𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐱 (𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞) 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 | 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

Nekoma x Male! Reader ~{Chatfic}~

I decided to try something a little different, I've been really enjoying reading chatfics
recently so- why not attempt (key word: attempt) to make my own. :) this is probably gonna be long, so sorry in advance. Also ur @ is volleybabe because I didn't know what else to use.
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*You have added KUROOnaVirus, IdontbeLEVthis, Yaku, Theaceofnekoma and justkenma to the chat* 17:45pm

Volleybabe!:
Welcome to the Nekoma gc bitches!
KUROOnaVirus:
Lmao, this was a shit idea.
Volleybabe!:
So mean Kuroo-san, I'm a genius and you know it! :(
justkenma:
Lmao, no ur not.
Theaceofnekoma:
Damn go off Kenma
Volleybabe!:
Kenma! I thought you loved me, I want a divorce. and don't even start Yamamoto, sis u ain't even the ace of nekoma no more Lev is so shut ur broom top and change ur username while ur at it. 😤💅

You changed the aceofnekoma's name to 'broomhead'.

KUROOnaVirus:
Agahagga! Take that Yamamoto!
Broomhead:
That shit kinda hurted me though.. 😭
IdontbeLEVthis:
Your so funny {y/n}-san!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yaku:
Ew Lev u simp.
Volleybabe!:
IdontbeLEVthis' UR USERNAME IM CRYING
IdontbeLEVthis:
IKR isn't it great {y/n}-san!!
justkenma:
No it sucks.
Volleybabe
ITS SO BAD I- AGAHGA! I THINK I POPPED I LUNG FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!
Yaku:
I know right.
IdontbeLEVthis:
It's better than yours Yaku you don't even have a real username!!! 🥺
IdontbeLEVthis:
WAIT! I'll give you a username, don't worry Yaku-san!

IdontbeLEVthis changed Yaku's name to 'littlelibero'

littlelibero:
...
KUROOnaVirus:
You didn't-
justkenma:
Omg Lev..
Broomhead:
Agahahagh
Volleybabe!:
Rest in pieces Lev! (ノ ˘_˘)ノ
IdontbeLEVthis:
What's wrong? He's little and a libero what's the problem?! 🤨
KUROOnaVirus:
LEV I- AHAGAFAVHAGA
littlelibero:
Lev, you have ten seconds to run as far away as u fucking can. :)
Broomhead:
Oh shit-
IdontbeLEVthis:
Wait why?! YAKU-SAN DONT HURT ME!!!
justkenma:
Yaku I am begging you- please hurt him really, really badly.
littlelibero:
Will do. <3
Volleybabe!:
That was kinda gay mate. 👀
KUROOnaVirus:
Aren't we all gay though?-
Broomhead:
Yes? No? Maybe? Idk.
Volleybabe!:
'CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION!'
KUROOnaVirus:
YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
IdontbeLEVit:
What's going on?!
littlelibero:
I honestly don't know.
Broomhead:
YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW! YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
justkenma:
AND YOUR NOT SO BIG
IdontbeLEVit:
They got Kenma! NOO!!!
Volleybabe!:
LIFE IS UNFAIR!!
Volleybabe!:
That was good agahah! Apart from u Kuroo u were off pitch. Malcom would not be proud. 😤
KUROOnaVirus:
Actually fuck off.

KUROOnaVirus changed Volleybabe's name to 'Volleybitch'.

Volleybitch:
KUROO! 🥺😭 What was that for?! 😭
justkenma:
Honestly ur new @ is more accurate I think.
Broomhead:
Karma's a bitch. ✌️😗
Yaku:
Guys stop! Your gonna upset him, you know how he gets!
Volleybitch:
Yeah listen to our mother! 😭😭
Yaku:
Wait wtf? I'm not your mother..?
IdontbeLEVit:
Y-your not?! 😭
Yaku:
Awh come one Lev don't cry like a little pussy.
justkenma:
That's easier said than done
KUROOnaVirus:
Okay Kenma we love you but like stop being depressing for a minute, please?
Broomhead:
^ that's what she said.
Volleybitch:
Wait! What do u mean your not our mother Yaku?! We're your children! Do you not love your children?! 😭🥺.
KUROOnaVirus:
I second that! But {y/n} actually piss of with the crying emojis we all know u faking.
Volleybitch:
Sometimes you just gotta fake it til you make it. :)
justkenma:
I felt that, but srsly Yaku please just say your our mom so Lev stops crying.
IdontbeLEVthis:
Y-YAKU SAN! DO ALL OF OUR MOTHER AND SON BONDING EXPERIENCES MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?! LIKE WHEN U TAUGHT ME HOW TO RECEIVE OR WHEN WE GOT ICE CREAM AT THE PARK AND U PUSHED ME ON THE SWING!?!? 😭
Yaku:
Oh shit.. I am like your mother..
Volleybitch:
The more you know. (ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ'★,｡･:*:･ﾟ'☆
Broomhead:
BROOOOOO!
KUROOnaVirus:
Shut up Yamamoto.
Broomhead:
Sorry dad. :(
KUROOnaVirus:
Wait what?! OMG U GUYS THINK OF ME AS A DAD! I LOVE U GUYS!
IdontbeLEVthis:
We love you too dad. 💗
Volleybitch:
I don't >:(! That's why I let Yaku have custody of me.
Yaku:
Ha! Take that Kuroo, {y/n} loves me more than you!
KUROOnaVirus:
Is this over the username I promise I can change it! Just love me more than ur mother!
justkenma:
Lol.
Volleybitch:
Okay! Sorry dad. 🥺💗
KUROOnaVirus:
🥰❤️
Volleybitch:
Ha! Bitch you thought I will always love Yaku more! 🤪.
Volleybitch is offline
KUROOnaVirus:
You little shit!
KUROOnaVirus is offline
Broomhead:
Man I wanna see this!
Broomhead is offline
justkenma:
Honestly, same.
justkenma is offline
IdontbeLEVthis:
Oh!! Wait for me Kenma-san! 😁.
IdontbeLEVthis is offline
Yaku:
It's times like this were I hate being a mother.
Yaku is offline

Okay this was actually really fun to write! I know it's not that good but I had fun so- also please Malcolm in the middle don't sue me. I'm too young! Is Malcolm in the middle still a thing? Or am I just old because I watched it a few years ago (maybe like 2-3?) even though it was made way before that hehe. Anyways this chapter was just to kinda step out of my comfort zone and try something new, so please don't drag me. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Peace out. ~Author 😤💅