context; brian is currently doing his world tour and jae is working in an expensive cafe
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fat head🤮
+99-7772-0389-565
fat head🤮:
baby girl
whats yo name
lemme talk to you
lemme buy you a drank
jaehyung:
Please stop texting me Brian it's been 6 years! I've moved onto BIGGER and better things. ;)
fat head🤮:
the disrespect.
i just wanted to ask how you doin on this fine day
jaehyung:
LIKE ASS
i fucking hate it here they treat me inhumanely
fat head🤮:
inhumanely?
you're just making coffee
jaehyung:
i know but
they yell at me n stuff
i hate that shit like i know what the fuck im doing my brain isnt smooth🙄
fat head🤮:
seems like you're really stressed out
i wish i could hug you
jaehyung:
same :(
i miss u so much lol
but i always watch your shows so i feel 10x better so hey
fat head🤮:
just 3 more countries and we'll see each other again
where do you wanna go after this?
jaehyung:
your bed
its the best place😋
fat head🤮:
you mean our bed**
we live together.. you know 😐
jaehyung:
sorry its just
you've been gone for so long it feels like you have a separate house
fat head🤮:
when did you get so dramatic?
jaehyung:
ever since you broke my heart Circa 2019
fat head🤮:
LMFAO i'm still sorry about it please forgive me
jaehyung:
LMFAOO IK IM JUST JOKING
fat head🤮:
you're right though
the beds i sleep on feels empty without you, no matter how comfortable they are
jaehyung:
i manage
wonpil's been coming over lately
fat head🤮:
ok
do i hook up with some french girl now or
jaehyung:
do whatever makes you happy
a hole is a hole❤
fat head🤮:
stop
i would never do that
i only do you
jaehyung:
oh you're getting BOLD
just so u know im in work rn and this isnt going to help.
fat head🤮:
i'm starting in an hour
i think this is fair?
jaehyung:
you're getting BOTH of us in trouble
😤
fat head🤮:
i'm sorry i just miss you so much
all i have rn is my right hand and it's not doing as great as you do
jaehyung:
dont do this
or imma torture you
fat head🤮:
are you? huh??
how you gon do it
send me a voice message with you sayin random shit like "ahh i miss u so much i wish u could come over and rail me"
like, i heard it already. 15 times to be exact. what's new?
jaehyung:
[image]
i took that last night
fat head🤮:
........
jaehyung:
yeah i gotta go back to work
i love youu baby❤ bye
fat head🤮:
you're just gonna edge me like that
jaehyung:
🗿🗿
my break time is almost done so i rly gotta go 🤪
fat head🤮:
jesus christ
park jaehyung you drive me crazy
come finish what you started.
jaehyung:
you know what
imma go back to work
cya LMFELDJFOSHDO
fat head🤮:
i will literally
break you
when i get home.
jaehyung:
that's what you get for making fun of me🙄
go fuck yourself luv❤
fat head🤮:
[audio]
yeah i'm too busy doing that rn
jaehyung:
you did not.
YOU DID NOT
fat head🤮:
i did.
my manager's calling i gotta go
jaehyung:
I HATE U
YOU ARE READING
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