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Whatsapp

09 - 21

Isla June Lin

Joko:
Hi, my baby

Isla:

Hi, Prince of Darkness

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Hi, Prince of Darkness

Joko:
Remember this

In the future, you're calling me baby too

😏

Isla:
Sometimes

I wonder where did you put your brain

I think it's in your dirty dick

Joko:
HEY

I CLEAN MY DICK 24/7

I EVEN USE SAFEGUARD

INSULT ME ANYTHING, JUST NOT MY ARABIC DICK

UNLIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CHINESE LUMPIA

And speaking of boyfriend

I gave him your pasalubong

Nagmamadali kasi ako, I have a flight to Singapore

I was supposed to give it to you but then siya ang nakita ko

Btw, Isla June, your ching chong boyfriend is so short, kaheight mo lang siya
His dick is obviously just a size of a squid ball
Yung streetfood

Nagalit pa nung makita ako
Di naman bagay dahil singkit yung mata

🙄

Isla:
I didn't receive the pasalubong

Tinapon niya

Joko:
What the fuck?

Pinaghirapan kong gawin ang lahat ng iyon

Ang laki ng gastos ko

Tangina, I even have to bribe our staff in the embassy para macontact si Captain Ri

I paid 1 million dollars!

AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE EVEN THROW IT?

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