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Isla June Lin
Joko:
Hi, my babyIsla:
Hi, Prince of Darkness
Joko:
Remember thisIn the future, you're calling me baby too
😏
Isla:
SometimesI wonder where did you put your brain
I think it's in your dirty dick
Joko:
HEYI CLEAN MY DICK 24/7
I EVEN USE SAFEGUARD
INSULT ME ANYTHING, JUST NOT MY ARABIC DICK
UNLIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CHINESE LUMPIA
And speaking of boyfriend
I gave him your pasalubong
Nagmamadali kasi ako, I have a flight to Singapore
I was supposed to give it to you but then siya ang nakita ko
Btw, Isla June, your ching chong boyfriend is so short, kaheight mo lang siya
His dick is obviously just a size of a squid ball
Yung streetfoodNagalit pa nung makita ako
Di naman bagay dahil singkit yung mata🙄
Isla:
I didn't receive the pasalubongTinapon niya
Joko:
What the fuck?Pinaghirapan kong gawin ang lahat ng iyon
Ang laki ng gastos ko
Tangina, I even have to bribe our staff in the embassy para macontact si Captain Ri
I paid 1 million dollars!
AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE EVEN THROW IT?
BINABASA MO ANG
Royally Impossible (Finished)
רומנטיקה(Finished) Isla June always had her life planned according to her Chinese parents - and that is to be the best daughter they could ever have. Everything was steady until Joziah Omari, a Moroccan prince (yes, he's a literal royal prince) keeps pester...