Hamilton / Lams Oneshots

Classroom thoughts (Hamilton) [Highschool AU]

It's the year 2010, no wait, that's bullshit, it's 2011. Let me start over. It's the 2nd of January, 2011. I'm talking to myself again. It's the second period, I'm sitting on the far left of the classroom by the window, like every good protagonist does. Am I the protagonist? Huh, never really questioned that. But, I'm moving away from the topic. Who am I kidding, there is no topic. I'm just monologuing to myself because I don't wanna pay attention to math class. I wanna dance with somebody! The fuck was that? I don't even dance. Okay, okay okay. I got this, pay attention goddamnit! I'm gonna introduce myself now. My name is Alexander Hamilton, I'm 15 years old, I have ADHD and my favorite singer of all time is Freddy Mercury. My hobbies are writing and annoying my best friend, who I don't want to only be friends with, by spamming him with lyrics. Find me somebody to loooooove! Heh, a strange thing to say without the context of quoting a song. Boom, I'm strange! I bet you figured that. What the hell am I even doing, no wait, I know, I'm pretending to talk to someone in my head. I'm talking to, uuh, ehm, Pliney the Elder! Ha! I don't speak latin. Oh, no wait, I do, shit. IIIIIIII am I dumbaaaaaaass! Okay, fuck this, I can do this without interrupting myself all the time, the movies seem to be able to do that. I mean the protagonists in the movies, not the movies itself, movies don't talk. Fuck, fuck, fuckedy fuck! Uhm, where was I? Right, topic. What topic? Ha! Pliney. That's right, that dude that had nooo idea about medicine, but atleast he had friends, which sets him apart from Benjamin Rush, that asshole bootlicker. Me and John, John and me both hate him. Grammar, for fucks sake! Not John and me, John and I. John and I, John and I, John and I. Has a nice ring to it... Stop, Alex, that's so gay! Eh, who am I kidding, we both are. Ah shit, class is over. Welp di delp.