Logicality Oneshots 2

Quest Pt. 1

This is a VERY LONG oneshot and it's also VERY silly, so get ready.

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"Guys, guys, guys!" Patton ran into the room, screaming over and over again while scaring Virgil and Roman into falling off the couch.

Virgil ended up falling on top of Roman. He blushed and scrambled onto his feet, brushing himself off. Roman's eyes were wide as he slowly got up and looked at Patton.

"What is it, padre?" Roman asked.

"I found an article-!" Patton was cut off by Virgil groaning.

"Come on, dad... you can't believe stuff on the internet..." Virgil muttered.

"But- but- but- this article said that there is a legendary cookie that tastes magical out in the jungle somewhere! We have to find it...!" Patton cried.

Silence.

"Wait, really?" Roman's eyes shined.

"Yes, really!" Patton giggled.

"Ugh, you seriously can't believe that article, can you?" Virgil rolled his eyes, "There is no such thing as a 'legendary' cookie."

"Actually," A voice spoke up. The trio looked over and saw Logan, "There is such thing as a cookie out in the jungle."

"...You can't be serious." Virgil muttered.

"Oh, but I am serious. Necktie." Logan pointed at his necktie.

Patton gasped, "Then we MUST find this cookie!"

"I'm in!" Roman shouted.

"I am also in," Logan said.

Everyone looked at Virgil. The emo glanced around at them. He sighed, "Fine... I'm in."

"Yes!" Patton and Roman yelled.

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Logan was leading the way as the four Sides were in the jungle, looking for this mysterious cookie.

Patton was in awe at every creature he saw. Roman warned Patton about some that were dangerous and would tear your face off if you got close.

Logan was reading his book all about the legendary cookie and where it resided in. He mentioned that it would take about a day to get to the cookie on foot, so Patton was a little sad about that.

Virgil was reluctant to come along, but as long as it made his dad happy, he was happy.

Patton had also brought along his nunchucks and ninja stars just in case, but the others didn't know about them. Patton kept them in his backpack that he brought with him.

"What's in the bad, Patton?" Virgil spoke up.

"Just some necessities, such as sleeping bags, food, and bug spray-" Patton got cut off by Roman laughing.

"Bug spray? Seriously? Do you think that bug spray will keep these bugs away?" Roman asked, "What you should've brought was pepper spray."

"I did bring pepper spray, but you cut me off before I could say I brought it as well." Patton frowned.

"Oh, sorry..." Roman muttered.

"It's okay, kiddo." Patton smiled and walked up to Logan as Logan read his book, trying to find out where to go, "Watcha doing, Lo?"

"Just seeing where we need to go. It says to find a trail with... trail mix on it...?" Logan mumbled.

"Why would there be trail mix on a trail?" Patton giggled a bit and looked around.