Logicality Oneshots 2

Simp (Kinda crackfic)

Patton sat down next to Logan, who was reading on the couch.

"Logan?" Patton spoke up.

Logan glanced at him before he continued to read, "Yes, Patton?"

"What's a simp?"

*Flop*

Patton jumped slightly and looked over to Logan to see he had dropped his book.

Logan stared at Patton with wide eyes. He had two options...

1) Ruin Patton's innocence, or...

2) Kill the person who told him that word.

He couldn't ruin Patton's innocence, so he decided to take a deep breath. He picked up his book.

"Where'd you hear that word, Patton?" Logan asked.

"Janus, why?" Patton questioned.

"Oh, no reason. I'll be right back, love." Logan kissed Patton before standing up and speed-walking to Janus' room to kill that simp of a snake.