Ask the Descendants Girls

What are your first kiss stories?

Audrey: My first kiss? Oh... That's awkward.

Uma: All the more reason that we need to hear it.

Audrey: Well, my first kiss was with Ben. And it was like really short. And it was I think on accident because he was aiming for my cheek, and I didn't realize he was trying to kiss me, so I turned my head. And that was when our lips touched.

Uma: Huh. That's boring.

Audrey: It wasn't boring if you were the one dying of humiliation because he didn't want to do that in the first place.

Uma: True.

Evie: Okay, well, my first kiss was on the Isle, of course.

Uma: Ooh, the real juicy stuff's coming up.

Mal: Keep it clean, Genevieve.

Evie: Wh--- there's nothing to keep clean! It's all clean!

Mal: I'm just messing with you.

Evie: Okay. My first kiss was with Harry Hook.

Uma: *growling under her breath*

Audrey: *smirking a bit* Well, we've got to hear that story.

Uma: *stiffly* I already have.

Evie: *nervously* Okay, so I had to steal something from him, so well... I kind of had to put on a little of the feminine charm to draw him away from Uma's ship. And Uma wasn't there, so that wasn't too hard.

Mal: Scandalous.

Evie: Oh, you. But I lured him into an alleyway and then I kissed him to distract from the fact that I was picking his pockets.

Uma: And that was when I came running and telling him that she was thieving from him.

Mal: Yes, because you were spying on me and the boys while we waited not too far away for Evie to come back.

Evie: Yes. But that was the end of that.

Uma: Thankfully. But my first kiss was with Harry, too. Funny how that works. But that happened like a long while back and it was when I was trying to prove a point that I wasn't chicken. And we both awkwardly wrote it off as just a dare. Which caused us a lot of pain, toil, and trouble for a long time.

Audrey: Huh. That's kind of romantic.

Uma: I guess.

Mal: Alright, so my first kiss was with Harry, too.

Uma: I think I need to have a talk with Harry Hook.

Mal: It was when we started dating back on the Isle.

Evie: Yeah, I remember when you finally told me about that after you didn't correct me when I said you never had a boyfriend.

Mal: Well, I did tell you! And it wasn't too long after that when I did.

Evie: *hugs Mal* I know.

Uma: Alright, Jane, spill. Tell us about your first kiss.

Audrey: And if you don't tell them, I already know it because I witnessed it myself, and I will tell them for you.

Jane: Well... When we were leaving for our camping trip, Carlos... Carlos kissed me. It was on accident, but I really enjoyed it. I think he liked it, too.

Evie: Aww! How did I miss that?!

Audrey: It happened very last minute, and she got in your Jeep not too long after.

Evie: Oh, my heart!!!

Uma: Oh, no....

Thank you to @Renecake426 for the ask!