Ask the Descendants Girls

What happens when Uma and Audrey hang out?

Uma: Stuff.

Audrey: Don't be so secretive. Good grief.

Uma: If I told them, I'd have to kill them.

Evie: Please tell.

Mal: I'm honestly quite interested to know what you two do by yourselves.

Jane: Yeah.

Uma: Like I said, I'd have to kill you if you knew.

Audrey: Well, you're going to have to kill them because I'm telling them now.

Uma: I'll just kill you first.

Audrey: Whatever. But anyways, when we hang out, we usually watch movies together on my couch, and sometimes get into pillow fights.

Uma: Ugh...

Audrey: And a lot of times, we talk about what happened in the movie and we kind of like fangirl over it.

Uma: I do not fangirl.

Audrey: But either way, we both end up sleeping in my bed--- Uma insists that she's not there to stay and is only there to aggravate me before I go to sleep and she gets down on the floor. And sometimes when we're laying there on the bed, we sit there and talk for a while about things. Stuff that's bothering us, or stuff that we really care about... 

Evie: *smiling widely and hugging Mal as she listens*

Audrey: But I guess that's pretty much all we do.

Uma: ...

Uma: Did you really have to tell them that?

Audrey: They wanted to know, and we're sworn to truth.

Uma: ...

Uma: And now I'm gonna have to kill them. 

Mal: *raises eyebrow*

Evie: *furrows brow*

Jane: *eyes widen* 

Uma: *pointing at Audrey, still very much relaxed in her chair* For the record, you made me do this.

Audrey: *sarcastically* I know I did.

Thank you to @217RxS-Thundergirl for the ask!