Ask the Descendants Girls

Which do your boyfriends wear: boxers or briefs?

Audrey: He wears boxer briefs. Like a combo.

Uma: So no whitey-tighty's for him, huh?

Audrey: No. Ew.

Uma: Now, my next question is how do you know this?

Audrey: He's a guy. You see dirty laundry all over the place.

Uma: Fair enough. Well, Harry wears boxer briefs, too.

Audrey: How do you know this?

Uma: He's a guy. You see dirty laundry all over the place.

Audrey: Fair enough.

Uma: Alright, Jane, what does Carlos wear?

Jane: Wh-what?! I've never seen his underwear! I have no idea what he wears!

Uma: Hmph. Probably those girly whitey-tightey's.

Evie: Yeah. That's exactly what he wears.

Mal: Yup.

Uma: Y'know, it's pretty dang bad that these two know about your boyfriend's underwear while you don't got a clue.

Jane: It's not that bad, because they're his sisters...

Uma: Yeah... I guess you've got a point.

Mal: But as for Ben, he wears boxers.

Uma: Those loose thingies?

Evie: Yes. Mal is always complaining about how he looks like an old man in those things.

Mal: It's because he does. And because of that, I can almost see what ol' Beast would look like in them because Ben looks like his dad so much.

Uma: I'll bet that's a disturbing image.

Mal: Very, very disturbing.

Thank you to @Renecake426 for the ask!