A (s)crappy author's note

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Dear reader,

Thank you for choosing this questionable book as a way to ruin what's left of your innocence. And I'm saying that because if you're roaming through this app, I'm afraid you're already far too lost into the depths of depravity. But shhh, that's totally fine, babe. You're a rebel. I like you that way. This is a safe place.

So. In my experience, people can be divided into two groups.

Those who love smut, and those who don't.

Guess what this book is going to be all about.

Okay, alright! There's gonna be a plot too. Eventually. Kinda? You just have to dig through all these pages a little.

All in all,  if you're into shitty high school drama with plenty of rotten pick-up lines, puns,  lame ass jokes, a sprinkle of nostalgia and maybe some cool bops right at the end of each chapter, then  I'm exactly your person. 🤗

This book also contains strong language, totally obscene or questionable scenes, sex, drugs and rock n roll. That's probably because every time I try to get inspired, I ask myself this question: Is it going to make my folks proud? No? Let's write that down.

What I'm hoping this book brings you is a good laugh, a smile on your face, a few doubts over some things, a great deal of h0rniness, and maybe one or two tears in your eyes, and not necessarily with that order.

Characters in this book:

Just the Uchihas. I think that's enough slices.

Oh, and my OC, but please don't mind her, she tends to be dramatic and overanalyze things in her head.

Modern AU.

Here's a cookie to begin this journey!! 🍪 xoxo💋

𝗠𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲 {Obito Uchiha}Where stories live. Discover now