𝗠𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲 {Obito Uchiha}

Chapter 10 : I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

(AN: Well, sorry in advance for posting another big chapter, but my mind either functions like a good oiled machine or is just wired dead in the ICU, lol)

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(Obito)

"Supp you dog."

"You're late. I've been waiting for you for almost an hour," Kakashi pointed out, bored as hell with his monotone voice while standing at the entrance with his hands in his pockets though he was obviously mad at me.

"Sorry man, I got caught up doing some stuff and enjoying my last few minutes of not being here," I walked past him and entered the academy, swiftly bringing my sports bag before me to take out the equipment.

"You've never been on time to any event so it doesn't surprise me anymore. If it was possible for anyone to actually be late to their own funeral, it would be you," he stood beside me, following my moves "Frankly, I wasn't expecting you to be here again and pick up the pieces of your decaying body. Decided to be a decent human being by leaving behind any bad habit?" he taunted, picking up the black bandages which he started to wrap around his hands.

"Are they still bad habits if I like them?" I smirked as I did the same with my red bandages.

He shook his head at me "If you look like trash ready to be picked up then yes, I guess they are."

"Whatever you fool. Let's get this shit done already," I slipped my boxing gloves on and raised one of the parallel ropes to enter the ring.

"You still remember how to kick and punch?" he quirked his scarred eyebrow as he stood at the center of the platform.

"You still remember how to lose?" I stretched out my hand without a warning and almost managed a left jab on his face if he hadn't been quick enough to block it.

"That was a cheap shot even for a rogue like you," he pointed at me with his boxing glove.

I cracked my neck to the side to loosen my muscles "Stop having a stick up your ass, you fat slug. Rules are boring."

That last part wasn't entirely true, but I set my stance nonetheless, having my hands facing my chin though this asshole was fast enough to land a simple combo of a jab-cross-hook-cross strike on me as I had my fists tucked underneath my eyes for defense.

"Don't you cry when this is over. How's that for a slug?" he returned to a starting position with his hands near his nose.

I quickly turned my hip forward to end a left upper cut underneath his chin "Pathetic."

"Finally, you got some self-awareness," he sarcastically replied and ducked to avoid the hit, bending his knees slightly. He then shifted his weight, flexing his knee up to his chest to push me away.

This time, I got to be the fast one by landing a jab-cross-left hook-right roundhouse kick "How's things with Anko?" I avoided asking anything that had to do with Rin, it was somehow a touchy subject.

"Awkward," he caught me off-guard with a spinning back kick I didn't have time to block. Damn his skills.

"And why is that?" I landed a push kick.

He covered up to avoid any incoming strike "We went on a date and she figured that Rin might have feelings for me," he struck me with a side knee, almost hitting my groin "Then she started being a little possessive for asking me to end my friendship with her."