•abhorrence🥀

twenty seven

•y/n

Jaemin ordered his salad, crumbled eggs, sandwich and a bowl of mashed potato while I get a glass of water. It's better to share rather than wasting.

While we were eating, Jaemin placed his fork down and stared at me. I raised a brow and nod my head at him.
"Do you like your husband?"

I choke on my salad and quickly drink my water.
"What?"
"Well, y-yeah. I-I mean...he still treats you like some garbage so...."
"I don't know, actually. I have mixed feelings."

"At least he treats me A LITTLE better than before. But he's always with his girlfriend. And when he does, he acts like I don't even exist."

"Why don't you do the same thing?" Jaemin smirked and I frowned my eyebrows. 
"Okay, what? That the dumbest idea I've ever heard. So I should meet up with some guys, now?."
"Obviously. And... that's the only way to make him jealous. People say that if you make someone jealous, it'll make them fall for you more." 

"Tch. Even if I wanted to, there's no way that some random guy would go out with a potato. And don't even think about doing it with me.Sorry."
"I know that but don't you have some guy friends? Other than Dokyeom and I?"

"Well...there's one this guy...oh and....I also made friends with Joshua's friends. But...I don't think it's a right choice though.. I feel bad for dragging them."
"What are their names?"
"Do you seriously want to know all 11 of their names?"

"Tch, duh?"
"Okay...We have Choi Seungcheol. the sweetest bean, Yoon Jeonghan, the angle,Moon Junhui, the SPICY guy,Kwon Soonyoung, the one who thinks he's a tiger, Jeon Wonwoo, the scary guy, Lee Jihoon, the cutie but deadly guy, Seo Myungho, the fashionista, Kim Mingyu, the tall visual, Boo Seungkwan, the fly kicker and...lastly, Lee Chan, the smol kid." I smiled, clasping my hands together.

"Do you seriously call them by their full name?"
"Of course not. It'll sound weird. Just imagine calling Joshua, HONG JISOO everyday. They have their nicknames, you idiot."
"Pfft. Yeah right. So...among those boys...who do you hang out with the most?"

"Uhm.......Wonwoo oppa, I guess."
"Then he's the right choice. Pick him. Call him." Jaemin snapped his fingers.
"But, we barely know each other! Plus, I don't even have his phone number."
"Okay, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"What? Don't expect me to ask a hot guy for his phone number."
"I—forget it. What about Dk? Does he know him?"
"Yeji does. But please, don't drag her into this."
"Don't you want Joshua to fall for you? I know you do. Come on, Y/n..it's your only chance to proof that you deserve so much better."

I stared down at my phone then at Jaemin, then back at my phone.
"But- *sigh* fine.." I dialled her number and waited for her to answer.

"Y/n, what the fuck? Why'd you call in the middle of your honeymoon?! Yah!" She immediately complained and I rolled my eyes.
"Okay, I wasn't expecting that.But...did you not miss me? I've missed you though, you MEAN bitch." I chuckled, ignoring the fact that Jaemin was giving me looks.

"No. Pfft...Of course I miss you, babe."
"Hah, why'd you call? Did something happened? Did he call you a douchebag? Did he-OMG!!!! Did...you...guys....OMG!!! Have sex?! OMG!!!" She screamed but somehow sound like she faked it.

Pfft. Yeji of course. What do you expect?

"Yeji, what the fuck? NO! Ew! What makes you think that way? Ew! Gross. No! Nope."
"He's hot? Duh? Who knows if he turns you on just by his looks? Ahem!! Ahem!!"
"I- you know what? I'm gonna end the call-"

"Yah! Chill. I was just joking. Man, that was funny....Okay, what do you want? I'm busy. And hurry up. Your halmeoni's gonna kick my ass if I didn't finish arranging these daisies." she groaned.