Homestuck/Hiveswap One-shots || DISCONTINUED

Dirk x reader

haha shorty
this is mostly pesterchum convos between the reader and Dirk
Reader has no gender listed so please don't be like "But Dirk is Gay" yes he is, I know that, so if you want just picture the reader as a boy, I usually just use non-binary terms as to not offend people
They're about 16 in this
requested by mokkamatcha

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chumHandle [CH] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]

CH: dirkkkkkkkkkk
CH: dirkkk
CH: cmon answer I know you're online
TT: What do you want? I'm kinda busy.
CH: ouch, rude
CH: can't a kid just say hi to their favoriteeee online friend?
TT: I mean your choices are kinda limited.
TT: We only know like 3 other people.
CH: dang I didn't expect to be called out today mr grumpy pants
TT: Not sorry.
TT: I'm not exactly the happiest person you know.
CH: well yeah but normally you're less, hmm, down?
CH: youre awfully cold today mister
CH: you said you were busy? doing what?
TT: Stuff.
TT: It's nothing important.
CH: yknow I kinda don't believe you
CH: but if you say so, if there a reason you're being so distant today?

You waited for a few minutes. Dirk hadn't replied yet. It started to worry you as he normally responded much quicker.

Okay he was typing, he was going to respond.

TT: Nothings wrong.
CH: it took you five minutes just to type that out?
CH: pretty sus dirk
TT: I said I was fine.
TT: Drop it.
CH: yknow you can talk to me right? if you need to
TT: I know
CH: ill leave it alone if you really want me to
TT: Well
TT: Actually I might need to talk?

Don't say I told you so don't sa-

CH: im all open
CH: what's going on?
TT: Okay so I kinda haven't
TT: Been feeling the best
CH: are you sick?
TT: No I just
TT: I feel like you guys don't like me
CH: what do you mean?
TT: Well Jane and Roxy get along so well and,
TT: You know how things went with Jake
TT: You get along with literally everyone too!
TT: I just feel like you don't need me, I used to be really close with Roxy but, she grew kinda distant ever since Jane came along
CH: dirk, I don't want to undermine your feelings, but it's not like that at all
CH: we care about you a lot, you might not be as good of friends as you used to be with the others, but they still love you!!
CH: I care a lot about you too
CH: im sorry we made you feel that way
TT: Thanks. You don't have to be sorry it was mostly my fault
TT: I still don't feel great about it but that helped.
CH: wanna be distracted from it? or keep talking about it?
TT: I'd rather be distracted
CH: works for me
CH: did you watch the new spider man movie?
CH: it's super good!!

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A ding from your phone caused you to cease staring at the ceiling of your bedroom and you turned your attention to the screen.

Huh. It was Dirk, wondered what he wanted.

timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering chumHandle [CH]

TT: Hey uh
TT: Could you distract me for a bit?
CH: hm? of course
CH: what's wrong though?
TT: I'll tell you after just
TT: Please
CH: okay, did roxy tell you about her new cat?
TT: She got another one?
CH: yea!! she was going to tell the others once she figured out a name
CH: I suggested teaspoon
TT: That's cute, tell her to name it Catnip Everdeen
CH: oh my god I love that so much
CH: im telling her right now wait
TT: Gotcha
CH: she loved it, I had to explain the reference twice though
TT: Really? I had more confidence in her
TT: Thought you'd only have to explain once
CH: be niceee
TT: I know I know
TT: Sorry
CH: it's okay I won't tell her
TT: Thanks
CH: I mean I wouldn't anyway
TT: No just
TT: Thanks for helping me in general
CH: oh!! no problem dirk
CH: do you wanna tell me why you needed my help now?
CH: if not it's okay I get it
TT: Jake accidentally sent me his confession for Jane.
CH: what??
TT: Yeah
CH: are you kidding me?? he's specifically told me he didn't like her
CH: ill talk with him later
CH: I know you still like him, im sorry dirk
CH: thats sucky
TT: It's okay, I feel a bit better now
TT: Because of you
CH: well good!!
CH: I don't like seeing you upset
CH: oh my god she's naming the cat Opurrah Whiskey
TT: Are you kidding me that's perfect
TT: Make sure she doesn't let it go outside so Josh doesn't run it over