Homestuck/Hiveswap One-shots || DISCONTINUED

Dave x Reader

ooo angst
lololol, they're on the meteor.
Karkat's quirk is hard to look at so I'm not doing it
requested by mokkamatcha
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"Hey Karkat, Dave and I are going to marathon Undertale playlists all night wanna stay up with us?"

"Yeah no thanks, why would I want to ever do that?" Karkat scoffed, burying his nose into his book. Rose took that opportunity to speak.

"Maybe because you two are crushing on eachother?" She smirked and sat on the table next to his chair, you were sitting on his other side.

His face went bright red and something in your heart stung. "As if Lalonde!! He doesn't like me like that."

She made a little hmf sound. "Well then you obviously haven't been paying attention." You shot her a curious glance, mouthing confusion. "You see Y/n, the way my brother looks at Karkat, it's pretty obvious, and by Karkat's reaction I would say he definitely returns those feelings."

"There are no feelings to be had Rose, fine I'll go to the stupid YouTube marathon." Karkat's face doesn't calm, but the whole conversation had your stomach dropping.

"Great, we'll meet up at Dave's room at 10."

He seemed to buy your fake smile.

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"karkat whoa man what are you doing, why are you drawing all these human dicks?"

"how do you even know what they look like what have you been watching?? "

"I'm not drawing those!!!!!!!"

"You're making me draw them stop!"

"no way this book is now like our fight fueled ouija board of cock."

You stood at a distance, watching Karkat and Dave fighting over a pen or something like that.

Rose and Kanaya were watching next to you, snickering to themselves like you weren't there with them. Sigh. Lesbian space vampires.

Shaking your head you walked away from the display. You promised yourself it was only because you wanted to get some cereal. You weren't jealous no way.

You refused to get in the way of those two. Who cared if Dave liked Karkat like that? And who cared if Karkat liked him back?

It wasn't your business. You didn't care.

That's what you told yourself as you opened the fridge to get milk. Once making the cereal, you ate it at the counter, you didn't want to go back to the table where you could still here the two boys fighting.

Though Rose's words ran through your head again. 'The way he looks at Karkat, it's pretty obvious.' Karkat said he didn't like Dave, but, he was lying so badly.

You almost started to cry into your cereal, but you tried to resist doing so, you didn't care remember?

Eating only half of your breakfast left your stomach growling, but you didn't feel like eating anymore, you left the remains in the sink and went back to the living area, where Dave was lying on the ground, Karkat on the table.

Upon seeing you enter the room again, Kanaya and Rose left to do god knows what with eachother.

"Uh, hey." You waved awkwardly. They both looked up at you, though Dave responded.

"sup y/n, question, do I have dicks drawn on my face?" Karkat grunted angrily and lightly pushed Dave's shoulder as he climbed off the table

"Nah, I'm pretty sure you're dick free." You gave him a thumbs up, which he quickly returned before standing up.