Testing

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YN POV

Well, Josh and I are on the way to get tested because a certain somebody was hardheaded and played basketball in a pickup game.

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YN: Let's go Josh! (yelling)

Josh: I already told you... I'm not going 

YN: Oh you're going, so get your ass in the car

Josh: No. I'm not letting nobody stick no qtip in my nose just to touch my throat. Didn't you watch Caleb and Adam's live? I'm not bleeding for nobody!

YN: Josh, they have a mouth swab option! Stop being a puss and let's go or you'll be sleeping alone.

At The Doctor's Office

Josh: Maaaaan can we go? 

YN: You're acting real princessy right now

Josh: I'm just not understanding why we're here

YN: 1.) You played basketball in a pickup game 2.) We could have it and not even know

Josh: Whatever (mumbles)

Nurse: YN and Josh?

YN: Right here!

Josh: (hiding)

YN: Josh! get up and get back there now! (through gritted teeth)

Josh: Yes ma'am

In Room

Nurse: Alright so what's going to happen is i'm going to swab both nostrils

Josh: Wooooah wait a minute, YN said y'all were going to swab my mouth

Nurse: We reached cap on mouth swab tests this morning

Josh: Welp, i'll see you outside YN cause i'm not doing this (getting up)

YN: Josh you don't really have an option so sit down and let's get into it

Nurse: So who first?

YN: Josh

Josh: WHAT 

YN: (glares)

Josh: Fiiiine

Nurse: Alright so here's the first swab (about to insert swab)

Josh: Wooooaaah relax wait you don't know how to 1,2,3 then go?

YN: Josh let this lady do her job

Josh: Well she need to 1,2,3 or something the hell!

Nurse: Alright... 1,2,3 (tries to insert it again)

Josh: (moves back)

YN: Alright move so I can get this over with, but best believe you're getting tested

Nurse: (swabs both of YN nostrils) Alright, your results will be in within 2-3 days

YN: Alright Josh, I didn't flinch or cry so get it done

Josh: Babe hold my hand pleeease (pouting)

YN: Fine (grabs his hand)

Nurse: Alright 1,2 (swabs one nostril) 3

Josh: (glares) You lucky that didn't hurt like I thought and that I was kinda ready, but next time I wanna hear 3!

YN: (snickers) Did all that crybabying for nothing!

After Testing

Josh: Sooo can I have a sticker? (smiles hard)

Nurse: (laughs) Yes Josh

Josh: Yes yes yes! (skips to the desk)

Nurse: You've got your hands full

YN: Yeaaaah i have no idea what i'm going to do with him, but he's my baby

In The Car

Josh: I got the bubble guppies and the paw patrol stickers! (excited)

YN: Say cheese (takes picture)

Josh: I'd get tested everyday if I can get stickers

YN: How bout we buy you stickers and stay inside and let Ms.Rona do her thing?

Josh: Hmmm yeah I like that idea better, cause that shit kinda hurted!



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