Journie's Room
YN POV
Journie: Mom should I wear this outfit or this one? (pointing)
YN: You should wear the ripped bell bottoms, crop top, sandals and your hair in a puff
Journie: Thanks mom (kisses cheek)
YN: Hurry up and shower so we can do your makeup!
Downstairs
Josh: (pacing around the kitchen)
Jorden: Ayo dad you good? (gets juice)
Josh: Hell nah i'm not good! Some knuckle head about to take your sister on a date!
Jorden: (spits out juice) WHAT KNUCKLE HEAD!?
Josh: Some boy named Caleb
Jorden: Since when we letting dudes take Journie out?
Josh: This was your mom idea!
*Doorbell RIngs*
Josh: Who the hell at the door?! (heads to the door)
???: Bitch it's Jalen!
Josh: (opens door) Not right now man! Journie about to go on a date (starts pacing again)
Jalen: (closes door) A date? Who this lil chump?
Josh: Some football player named Caleb
Jalen: Soooo you just gone let it happen?
Josh: Hell nah! This YN doing!
*Doorbell Rings*
Josh: Its go time! (goes to open the door) Who the hell are you!?
Caleb: Hello Mr.Christopher, i'm here to pick up Journie
Josh: Pick up Journie? How old is you?
Caleb: I'm 17 sir
Josh: 17? Sir you bout a good 30 with a credit score of 720! You do drugs? You drink?
Caleb: No sir
Jalen: (in the kitchen) Aye Josh! Who that is at the door!?
Josh: Its Caleb!
Jalen: Who in the fuck is Caleb? (walks to the door)
Josh: He taking Journie out
Jalen: What you want scrub?
Caleb: I'm here to take his daughter out
Jalen: What your name? (looks him up and down)
Caleb: Caleb
Jalen: I heard him say your name is Caleb, what's ya last name son!
Caleb: Ramsey
Jalen: How old is you?
Caleb: 17
Jalen: Shiiiiiiiid
Josh: This is Ja- (gco)
Jalen: Can you fight?
Caleb: (nods head)
Jalen: (bucks at him) Boy you can't fight
Josh: Jalen!
Jalen: I just wanna know if he can fight (shrugs his shoulders) A dude might say some slick shit or a bitch and her friends might try to jump her. If he can't fight Journie staying her ass home
Jorden: Yeah what Uncle Jalen said! If his ass can't fight, Journie can't go! (walking upstairs)
Josh: This is Journie's crazy ass uncle Jalen. He just lost his divorce case so he a little crazy right now
Jalen: Why you putting a playa's business out like that! (starts waving a gun)
Josh: Where'd you get that from!
Jalen: Don't worry bout it!
Josh: Put the gun down before somebody gets hurt!
Jalen: (ignores Josh) You a tall ass Choppa wanna be huh? NLE the top shotta faced ass!
Josh: Jalen shut the hell up! And you! (points at Caleb) You better have my daughter home by 10:45, not 10:44 or 10:46
Caleb: Yes sir
Josh: If she not home by 10:45, we locked and loaded waiting for your ass you hear me?
Jalen: And I'm waiting too! Pow pow pow (shooting air gun in the sky) thats what it's gone!
YN: (Walking downstairs) Joshua and Jalen! Caleb sweetheart! I apologize for their foolishness! You look nice sweetie!
Josh: You a virgin? (whispering)
Caleb: No sir
Josh: Well you won't be fucking my baby tonight (through gritted teeth)
Jalen: You ever made love to a man?
Caleb: (shakes head no fast)
Jalen: You want to? (looks him up and down)
Caleb: No sir (nervous)
Journie: Hi Caleb (smiles)
Caleb:Hi Journie (smiles)
Journie: Bye mom, dad and uncle Jay
Josh: Have fun princess (kisses her forehead)
Jalen: Bye babygirl (hugs her and mean mugs Caleb)
Josh: (closes door) I can't believe we just let her go on a date (puts head in hands)
Jalen: Well while you cry like a punk, what y'all got to eat (walks to kitchen)
