The wisteria family

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"Yeah IN HELL I would!" Muichiro yelled which scared even Tanjirou. They've never heard Muichiro yell before besides Y/N. "Yo chill! You haven't yelled like this ever since Kanroji squished your cheek! You even almost cut her arm off! It was hilarious!" Uzui said while laughing.

"You know that I still can right?" Y/N said quietly. "I am a pillar and a girl ya know." She pointed out. The sound pillar looked at her and then Muichiro. Then back at her and then at Muichiro. "Hmmmm. You can both come. You're both wasting my precious time UN flamboyantly. Let's just go." They both nodded and Inosuke, Zenitsu, and Tanjirou just followed behind.

"Ok so here's the plan. I have 3 wives and-" Zenitsu then interrupted the pillar. "3 WIVES!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! YOU"RE SO LUCKY!!! HOW-"

Before he could go on a bigger rampage, Muichiro covered his mouth. "Be quiet." He said to him.

"Ok anyways, the plan is that there's a demon in the red light district and that's where it lives." He explained and the 5 nodded.

They all just walked with silence for 10 minutes until Uzui screamed again. "I am God you got it! If I tell you to be a monkey you be a monkey! If I tell you to be a bird, be a bird! I'll say this one more time! I am god!" The sound pillar said while standing in a weird position. This guy's completely insane. Y/N and Zenitsu thought. "What do you rule over as a god?" Tanjirou asked.

He's unbelievable Zenitsu thought blankly. "Good question! I rule over Flamboyance and festivities!" This guy's a moron. Muichiro thought. "WEll hElLo gOd oF fLaMboYancE! I'm tHe kiNG oF tHE mOuNtaiN." Inosuke said with confidence. They're both morons. Oh great. Muichiro thought again.

Everyone just stayed silent until someone finally spoke. "Ugh alright. The Wisteria House is on the way to the Red Light District. We'll get prepared there." The sound pillar said. "Follow me." He said and then as quick as ever, he sprinted over to the house. "How did he do that!?" Zenitsu screamed in a high tone. "Just like this," Muichiro said coldly. Not even a second later, he also disappeared behind Uzui. "Hurry up!" Muichiro called them.

"Y/N can you do that?" Tanjirou asked.

"Haha! No!" Y/N said which made the 3 sigh in relief. "Just kidding!" She then also disappeared in the blink of an eye now hanging onto Muichiro's neck with him smiling. "Haha! Hurry up!"

"Oh come on. Let's just go." Zenitsu said annoyed. They then started running over to them while the other 3. "Ok so where is the house anyway Uzui san?" Tanjirou asked.

"It's right down the road. Catch up to us if you can!" Then he ran off again in a blink of the eye to the front of the house.

"We'll walk with you. Not." Y/N said with a chuckle and ran off with Muichiro. 'What's gotten with Y/N recently? She's been with Muichiro so much like they're connected by the hip. Zenitsu thought as they were walking over.

The people who live in the Wisteria House help the demon slayers with asking nothing in return so the Demon Slayer Corps treats them with a lot of kindness.

"Why thank you!" Y/N said thanking the old lady who gave her the tea. Your welcome." She said back bowing. 

Y/N put her head under Muichiro's which made him surprised but calm so he put his head on her's too.

Y/N POV

I felt Muichiro then also put his head on mine which made me feel fuzzy inside. It felt nice. His small chin dug deeper so I scrunched up more on the ground. "Hmm. How long until Uzui san and the others arrive to go over the plan?" I asked him.

I looked up and saw him shrug. "Dunno. He said we'd be meeting at around 4:30. It's 4:15 right now." Muichiro said looking at the clock. "We still have some time I guess. So what do you wanna do?" He asked me.

I sat up again and shrugged. "Welp. What are they doing anyway? Tanjirou's always early. Wonder why he isn't to-" Before I could finish my sentence, in the corner of my eye, I saw Zenitsu, Uzui san, Tanjirou, and Inosuke peeking out from behind the wall. I made a face to them to either go away or come in but they didn't move.

When Muichiro looked over to see what I was looking at, he didn't see them because they were far away. Since I had extremely good eyesight, I could see them, but not him. "What are you looking at?" I pointed at the wall where you could slightly see Zenitsu's bright yellow hair peeking from behind.

I sighed. "Hold on a sec." I took off one shoe, walked over to where the 4 were, and bonked all of their heads one by one. "What. Are. You. Doing." I asked them. "We have to get on with the meeting remember? Now hurry up."

"Fine fine." They replied back as they started walking into the small room. Muichiro was there as always and kindly waved with a slite smile. which seemed to have triggered Zenitsu a lot since he had his mouth wide open.

3rdPOV

Y/N bonked them on the head with her shoe which hurt a lot and told Uzui san to start the meeting so he did.

When they walked in the room, Muichiro was there waving and smiling. How is his smile like that!!! No wonder he gets all the ladies! Zenitsu thought with his mouth open why and he also noticed Y/N staring at me so he stopped and just sat down and Uzui started to speak. "Ok so we're going to the red light district to find my wife and to get information on the demon there."

"YOU HAVE A WIFE!?" Zenitsu screamed in his face. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLUFFING BACK THERE!!!" Y/N stood up and banged her head on the wall behind us. "NO WE'RE GOING THERE TO GET INFORMATION ON THE DEMON IDIOT NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! AND HERE'S PROOF!!!" He then threw a bunch of letters at them.

"This sure is a lot. Do you and your wife keep in contact often?" Tanjirou asked. Uzui san shook his head. "Like I said. I have 3 wives." Now Zenitsu was going crazy.

"I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LIE TOO!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?!? IT JUST ISN'T!!!" Muichiro hit him on the head again hardly and the Sound Pillar punched him. "Ok any other complaints?" He asked in a cold tone so the 4 shut up.

"Um Uzui san, how are we gonna sneak in?" Y/N asked calmly.

"Well disguised of course. You guys besides Tokito and L/N, will be disguised as girls and get sent to 3 different houses. The demon is in one of them or all of them and I need you guys to get information. You hear me?"

Sorry that took so long. I'm running out of ideas. Please forgive me if this was boring. I also just realized how to spell Inosuke correctly lol. Anyways, Toodles!

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