The life of the infamous Batmom

Mothers Day

Okay so it's Mother's Day. I decided to use the batboys, Carrie Kelley, Harper Row, Babs, Steph, and Helena. I know almost nothing about Steph, Helena, and Harper but ya know. It's my fan fiction. I've already made Damian and Jason so out of character it's funny so...

Also, in this, Helena isn's Selina's, she's yours.

I groaned and rolled over, searching for my husband. When I rolled all the way over in the bed, I huffed. He was gone again. I rolled back over to my side of the rather large bed, not wanting to get up.

A few moments later, I heard voices outside my door. For being ninjas, my boys were not quiet. I pretended to be asleep when they entered the room.

"See? Mom is still asleep. All good," I heard Dick say quietly.

"We wouldn't have to worry about waking mother up if Todd and Drake could have been quie-"

"Hello boys!" I groaned.

"Mommy!" Tim said, jumping onto my bed. "Hi baby... how are my beautiful boys?" I rubbed the sleep from my eyes.

"We're good ma."

"Amazing... why don't you guys come sit with mama?" I yawned.

The rest of the Batboys scrambled onto the bed. Dick placed a tray on my bedside table and climbed up with me. Damian and Tim curled into my sides.

"No fair! I wanna cuddle with mom!" Dick whined. "Honey you're 16, your little brothers need a turn. As soon as one of them gets up I promise you can come up next," Dick's face fell "baby please don't cry."

Jason pointed to the tray "happy Mother's Day ma."

I looked over, and saw Alfred had made my favorite breakfast. "Aww... thanks for bringing this up for me!"

Jason and Dick laid down beside Tim, and we stared at the ceiling, mindlessly conversing. That is, until the door opened.

All of our heads turned, and we saw Bruce walk in. "Did I miss the party?" He rose an eyebrow.

"Nah... it's just gettin started. Come sit with us!" He sat on the edge of the bed.

"Boys... can I have my wife please?" He let an amused facial expression reach across his face.

"It's Mother's Day Bruce. She's ours!" Dick said, reaching over Jason and Tim in an attempt to get to me. I laughed. "I'm sorry my love, but it is indeed Mother's Day."

Bruce huffed. "I just want a good morning kiss," he crossed his arms and pouted like a child.

"You look like Jason when he would pout when he was younger" I deadpanned.

His head turned slightly to the side and forward, giving me a "what did you just say to me?" Look. He smirked lightly, "boys... WATCH OUT!" He jumped on top of us.

"UCK! BRUCE YOU'RE LIKE TWO HUNDRED FIFTY-POUNDS! GET OFF!" I wheezed.

"GET OFF MOTHER!"

"GET OFF OF MOM!"

"MOMMY ARE YOU OKAY?!"

"MA!!"

"Guys, I'm fine. I didn't get fear gassed by Scarecrow," I laughed.

"But Bruce you're so heavy, get off!" I tried to push his broad shoulder.

"Damian, move over," Bruce commanded. Damian rolled his eyes and did so. Bruce laid down next to me and threw his arm over my middle.

Damian stood up "Dami... no sir do not- ACK!" He fell right on top of me.

"No fair! I wanna cuddle with mom!" Dick whined. "Birdie, we talked about this. Later."

Jason snickered "oh shut up!" Dick said "you're just as much of a mama's boy as I am!"

"What's going on in here?" Carrie asked, opening the door.

"Oh, hi darling!" I said "how was your sleep, beautiful?"

"Uhh... good... mama, why is... what's going on?"

"It's Mother's Day Kelley," Damian scoffed.

Her eyes widened "I'LL GO GET HARPER, STEPH, AND BABS!" I internally groaned.

"Boys, man child, can we not squish mommy?"  I grunted out. By now Damian had laid down on top of me and Bruce, so I felt it when he and Tim nuzzled into me.

Harper, Steph, Carrie, and Babs came running in. "Lord help me!" I yelled as they jumped on top of me.

We all laid there until Alfred came in with Helena. Helena was our youngest, sitting at the small age of three years old. While only Tim, Damian, Dick, Jason, and Helena live here, I was like a mother figure to the rest of the children, so they usually spend the night when something happens at home or it's mother's day.

"Mommy!" She yelled, kicking and flailing.

I giggled "Hi baby... mommy and daddy are buried in your brothers and sisters, would you like to join us?" She nodded, and Alfred set her down on Bruce's chest.

In case you're wondering how we all fit up here, I don't think you've seen our bed. When Bruce got it when he was... single... he had it custom made to be very, very big. He wanted room to feel like he was truly alone for some odd reason, and he would bring like three women home at once. That and we're all laying on top of each other.

"Hi princess!" Bruce said with a smile, looking down at the toddler on his chest. Damian took her from Bruce and she squealed. "Dami!"

Seeing my family talking and laughing all together made my heart swell, and tears leak from my eyes.

"Mama? Are you okay?" Damian asked. I nodded.

"I just love you all so much," I sobbed out.

Everyone began telling me they loved me, and I received multiple kisses on the cheek from Tim, most of them he claimed were from some of my other kids.

Today is gonna be a great day.