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WISDOM TEETH

wisdom teeth
w/c: 1k
description: y/n needs her wisdom teeth removed so all the pogues decide to join her, wanting to see how she reacts.
warnings: jj x reader, wisdom teeth, mentions of Pope, Kiara and John B, swearing, some innuendos.
a/n: i slightly based it off of the video 'ethan gets his wisdom teeth removed' by the dolan twins :)

"i'm scared, whats it like?" you asked Kiara, knowing she was the only other pogue to have had her wisdom teeth out. She was the only one you could count on to keep you 'calm.'
John B, Pope and your boyfriend, JJ all say next to you telling you stories about people who had died from the drugs the doctors gave you. Each time they did that though, Kiara would slap them.
"It's not even that bad, just a little embarrassing afterwards." she laughed, your face paling at the thought of what you might say after your surgery.
"y/n y/l/n" a deep males voice called, sending chills down your spine.
JJ patted you on the back and placed a soft kiss on your cheek.
"you'll be okay, i love you."
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Cheers could be heard from the room you were sat in as the pogues walked up to the door. John B and Pope were already holding in their laughs, preparing themselves for what was about to happen.
JJ pushed open the door and everyone caught eyes with a wild y/n, grinning as she yelled about some dream she had while she was under the anaesthesia.
"hey guys!" she screeched, the nurse who was still in the room quietly shushed her.
All the male pogues simutaniously burst out laughing, finding drugged up y/n hilarious whereas Kiara moved over to her to see how she were.
"y/n, stop shouting please." kiara said softly, trying to grab y/n's hands to stop her from throwing them in the air.
"dont you tell me to be quiet, ill beat the shit out of you. you wanna fight?" y/n growled, her mood quickly turning aggressive. This only made the boys have to gasp for air, barely being able to breathe due to how much they were laughing.
Kiara let go of her hands for a second, just for y/n to throw them back into the air and start cheering again.
"wooo!"
Her head quickly turned to the boys, her y/e/c eyes glaring daggers into their laughing figures.
"what you laughing at, huh?" she questioned, a serious look gracing her features, her eyes narrowing at them.
"were laughing at you, babe." JJ bravely said, immediately regretting it when he thought you would lash out at him.
"im kidding, y/n." he added, hoping you wouldn't get any louder.
"yeah thats my name, dont wear it out." you retorted, swiftly going back to her loud personality, whoops echoing around the small room.
John B almost collapsed because he laughed so hard, groaning at the stitches which formed in his sides.
Y/n suddenly took out the gauges in her mouth which were soaked in blood and threw it at Pope.
"why me?" he cried, flinching at his now blood stained shirt. Y/n cackled at him, finding his grossed out expression the funniest thing ever.
"i'm on top of the world baby!" she squaked, waving her arms above her.
"c'mon JJ lets fuck, right here, right now." y/n sent him an exaggerated wink, making John B who had just managed to calm down, be thrown back into another fit of roars.
JJ's face went crimson, his blush spreading from his collarbones to his ears. He tried to shush the incongruous girl but she began to make inappropriate gestures with her mouth and her fist, acting as if she were sucking a dick.
The elderly nurse who was stood by watching the group, incase y/n got dangerous, looked disgusted. JJ turned to her and apologised.
"she... she's just t..trying to pretend shes brushing her t..teeth." he attempted to cover up.
A doctor opened the door and started to talk to y/n.
"hey soldier, you gotta be quiet for us please. There are some elderly people a few rooms away." Y/n's mouth gaped open, looking at the man in shock.
"elderly people?" she whispered, him nodding in response.
"can i pet them?" she asked, smiling at the doctor. Kie quietly giggled, and the doctor just shook his head.
"No you cant pet the old people. Just remember to be quiet okay?" he asked and y/n nodded, pretending to zip her lips closed.
However, the minute the door shut again, y/n's arms flew back in the air and she squealed, acting as if she was on a rollercoaster.
Kiara started to shush her again but she just stopped and looked kiara dead in the eye, lifting her hand up to point at her.
"listen lady, you need to calm down. i can do whatever i want."
Now pope joined john b on the floor, the both of them sobbing, tears falling down their faces as their laughs weren't even noises anymore.
"oi JJ, get me a new gauge." she demanded, turning her head towards him. He shook his head, the nurse hsd already replaced the one you threw at Pope.
"you dont my need a new one, babe." he told her. Y/n looked at him in confusion.
"uh no." she slowly pulled out the gauge from her mouth and threw it at Pope again, "looks like i need a new one, oops."
Kiara then began laughing, looking at pope who once again was watching the bloody tissue as if it was the end of the world if it touched him.
JJ groaned before asking the nurse politely if she could get you a new one. You smiled at JJ.
"thank you baby. One day we're gonna get married you know?"
"oh really? when." JJ asked, smirking at you.
"I dont know, youre the one thats meant to propose to me mister."
JJ opened his mouth the speak again but you passed out.
"finally." pope let out a sign of relief.
"i heard that." you muttered drowsily. All the pogues burst into laughter while Pope let out an embarrassed chuckle.
"whoops."

a/n: this was really fun to write so tysm for requesting it! <3