I really got to stop writing these chapters at midnight. Also, I started writing on a computer halfway through so the writing style may change.
Anyway, onwards with the gàë
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3rd Person POV
The knights stayed up for most of the night coming up with ideas to get the two together. The each come up with 5 ideas and put them in order of the best to the worst. They decided they would do the first option of each persons list and if they didn't work they would go to the second, then the third ect. They had 25 different ideas. That would surely be enough until the two fell in love, right?
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Gwaine POV
The we're heading back to Camelot, having only captured 3 rabbits that Merlin couldn't scare off in time. Arthur and Merlin were talk up ahead so loudly, that they didn't hear us talking about the plan.
" Alright, so we are doing Lancelot's idea first as it's probably the easiest one," I say to the others as they huddled closer to hear what I was saying because whispering for once. I didn't want the princess to hear that his knights are trying to set him up with his manservant. Arthur turned to see if we were still there as we'd gotten quiet. We all shuffled upright immediately, causing Arthur to look at us with a suspicious look on his face.
"What is it princess, like what you see," I say in a teasing tone, as well as winking. I need him to turn away. He rolled his eyes and turned around to face forwards.
After a while ,we could see Camelot up ahead. Alright, Plan Lance is on the go. We reached the stables and the knights got off extremely quickly. We handed Merlin our reins and left.
"Here let me help you," Said Arthur.
"Wow, the king helping his manservant. Never thought this day would come," joked Merlin. That's the last thing I heard before shutting the doors and locking them.
"Hey, open the door!" We heard Arthur shout.
"Ok- wait what? Ok lead the way," I say, prending to be talking to someone, while I was really just talking to the air. The other guys chuckled silently. This was going great. Fingers cross we don't mess it up.
"WHAT, NO! Let us out first!" Shouted Arthur.
"Yeah ok hold on though," I say while stomping my feet to make it look like I was walking away.
"GWAINE! COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT! I AM THE KING OF CAMELOT AND YOU WILL LET US OUT!" Screamed/commanded Arthur.
We quietly snickered. This was going great already.
"Uh great, we're trapped,"
"Truly Merlin, there really is no limit to you're observation skills. I hadn't noticed,"
"Oh God, let us out of here before I kill this clotpole," Said Merlin while banging on the stable door.
"That's king treason, Merlin. Also the smell in here is getting worst."
"Are you sure that's not just you?"
Thud!
"Ow! What was that for, you dollop head?!" Cried out Merlin.
"That was for insulting your king Merlin,"
"Whatever. I guess I'll muck up the stables now since I haven't done that yet,"
"And what the hell should I do?"
"I don't know. Standing in corner and 'pet the pretty horses'"
"HEY!"
Five minutes in
"No, Arthur, you're doing it wrong!"
"Well how should I know how to feed horses"
"ARTHUR, PUT YOUR HAND ANY CLOSER AND IT WILL BITE IT OFF, GOD DAMNIT!"
Ten minutes in
"HAHAHAHA! YOU IDIOT!"
"Hey! I was six years old! I was a child!"
"I-I STIL-HAHA-STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU WALKED THROUGH THE VILLAGE IN YOUR MOMS CLOTHES!"
Fifteen minutes in
"Im bored,"
"Well your not the only one,"
"... Never have I ever thought that touching girls will get them pregnant,"
"SHUT UP MERLIN!"
Twenty minutes in
"Merlin, can you breathe any louder?!"
"What do you want me to do, not breathe at all?"
"If it makes you quieter, yes!"
"FINE!.....wait-"
Twenty five minutes in
"Guys, this is so boring. I mean, I don't hear any kissing in there." I sigh in a defeated tone. Meanwhile, Arthur and Merlin were arguing about something. At this point, I wasn't't concentrating on what those two were saying, unless they were making out
"I say we give them five more minutes. If the don't do anything, we'll let them out, agreed?" Said Lancelot. We all nodded and murmured in agreement. Please just make out instead of fight, it physically hurting my soul. Also it's boring and annoying, so please make out.
Thirty minutes in
"Alright, this fail let's let them out," Says Lancelot.
'Wait guys, I think I hear something," I say quickly. We all press our ears to the door. To anyone passing, this must look very strange. A soft whisper. We couldn't make out what was said. Were they confessing? Please, please, please, PLEASE be confessing.
"MERLIN, YOU HAVE MAGIC!" Nope.
"Yeah, I know. I thought we established this? You made me Court Warlock," Said Merlin, with a confused tone.
"NO, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE MAGIC! YOU COULD HAVE UNLOCKED THIS DOOR THIS WHOLE TIME!" Shouted a very angry Arthur. Well this failed. The doors of the stables flung open and there stood a very embarrassed warlock, a very angry king and five confused knights. Saying we ran for our heads and/or our lives sums up the situation very well.
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Well that's the end. I don't really have another episode of your favourite Me and Mom Watch Merlin so I'm sorry. As always, If there is any grammar of spelling mistakes. point them out in the comments and I will fix it
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FanfictionThe battle of Camlann took many lives, including the Queen of Camelot. As everyone trying getting their lives back to normal, The Knights Of The Round Table notice time relationship between the king and his manservant. After a bit of discussion The...
