The Fallen Dragon King.

part 22. well deserved laughs.

Xenovia: so Kuroka how is your relationship with Issei?

Kuroka: the best. We never get mad at each other or argue. It's almost perfect.

La Fey: almost?

Kuroka: we don't have kids...........yet.

This really got their attention.

Irina: so did you guys do it yet?

Kuroka held her hands 12 inches apart. Just then Issei entered with drinks. Xenovia, Irina and La Fey look at him then between his legs, get a nose bleed then pass out. The guys enter at the same time and see the 3 girls unconscious.

Vali: what the hell happened?

Bikou: why do they have nose bleeds?

Cao Cao:.....and are they smiling?

Everyone looks at Kuroka who was on the verge of laughing her tails off.

Issei: Kuroka, honey what did you tell them?

Kuroka: take a guess.

Issei:.......why? That's private.

Issei turned red.

Issei: do....they ..know...about....

Kuroka: all 12 inches and the broken bed.

Issei dropped the drinks and fell to his knees and so did the others.

Arthur: no no no

Cao Cao: Kuroka don't go around telling that.

Vali: just no. Okay just no.

Bikou: no guy wants to know about another guy's hose.

Kuroka: it's not a hose it's a dragon.

Vali: WHAT DID WE JUST SAY?

Kuroka: oops.

Issei: please no more. I'm already embarrassed enough.

Kuroka: hahahaha. Messing with you guys is fun.

Vali now almost crying.

Vali: Issei please make your girlfriend stop. I ask you this as a fellow dragon. PLEASE.

Issei: okay okay. Kuroka I think they are punished enough. Also why not show them what we worked on?

Kuroka: oh that's even better. Wake the girls up. I want them to see.

Bikou: sure

As they woke up the girls, everyone say down on the couch and payed attention to what Kuroka says.

Kuroka: ok so this is important, as you know we should ally with the devils so we show them our powers so they trust us. Understood?

Everyone: yes.

Issei: so who's up first?

Bikou showed off his extending staff and flying nymbus l along with excellent martial arts skills.

Arthur, Irina and Xenovia showed off their swords, Coulbron, Excalibur mimic and Durandal respectively. La Fey was clearly a mage, Cao Cao showed his True longinus spear, everyone already knew about Ophis because you just can't hide that kind of power but Vali was hesitant.

Issei: Vali?

Vali: I'd rather not. I hate my heritage.

Kuroka: Issei even we don't know just how strong he is.

Issei: Vali you need to give us a chance.

Vali: believe me when I say that you won't like it.

Issei: tell you what, show us and I'll show you what I am to my fullest then we'll spar in due time.