The Guardian (Sanders Sides Werewolf AU) *on hiatus*

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Okay, here is a very fluffy chapter, it's also kinda long and because it's 3:30am, I haven't really proofed this...

"ALRIGHT, YOU LOT! UP YOU GET! COME ON! RISE AND SHINE! UP AND AT 'EM!" Virgil yelled as he barged into Thomas' room and threw open the curtains, earning him two groans and a hiss from Thomas and Joan - Terrance was ill so didn't sleepover. Both of them rolled over and pulled the covers over their heads which made Virgil laugh

"Oh no, you don't!" he whipped their covers off and threw it across the room

"DAD WHY?!"

Virgil crossed his arms and gave Thomas a 'really bitch' look, "every time you lot have a sleepover, you wake me up at some ungodly hour, sooooo I'll wake you up even earlier. In the immortal words of Tanisha Thomas, 'I didn't get no sleep 'cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep 'cause of me'" Virgil smirked and walked out of the room, "if you're not downstairs in five minutes, I'm getting the hose"

The duo was downstairs in three minutes, knowing full well that Virgil would squirt them with the hose as he's done it before. Virgil was sprawled out across the armchair, dressed in his usual punk-esque clothes,

"Go and get dressed. We're leaving in 10minutes,"

They looked at each other confused but went back upstairs to change anyway. Thomas wanted to ask what was going on but knew that he wasn't going to get anything from his dad. While they were getting ready, there was a knock at the door. Virgil couldn't be arsed to move so just called out that it was open, knowing who was there already.

"You really shouldn't do that, what if I was a murderer who you just let in?" Roman scolded

"Well you'd be one polite murderer for knocking first. Also...I hate you"

"No you don't"

"Yes, yes I do. Now don't get me wrong, it was very fun to wake the kids up super early but that also meant that I had to wake up even earlier to make sure that we were all ready to go because YOU want to get there for when it opens."

"Aww you're grumpy when you're tired"

"I will hit you with my shoe."

"You'll have to untie it first"

"You think that will stop me?"

"I'd like to see you try"

Before Virgil could respond, Thomas ran down the stairs and hugged Roman,

"Uncle Roman! What are you doing here?"

"I'm joining you today!"

"Yayy! I still don't know where we're going but it'll be fun because you'll be there to annoy Dad!"

Virgil huffed as Roman laughed.

Thomas then introduced Roman to Joan, who was very eager to meet him. Thomas made sure that Roman knew Joan used they/them pronouns and said that if he got it wrong, he would hit him. Virgil tried to tell Thomas that's not the right way to get people to use Joan's correct pronouns but he didn't listen.

"Are you Virgil's boyfriend?" Joan asked and Virgil has never wanted to smack a child more than at that second

Roman smirked and wrapped an arm around Virgil, "why ye-"

"Finish that sentence, I dare you"

Roman rolled his eyes as he removed his arm, "no I'm not, we're just friends. Now before we leave I just have one question...what are you wearing?" he turned to look at Virgil, who raised an unimpressed eyebrow