Okay, after my angst oneshot, I wanted to do something to lighten it up. (However my next oneshot will also probably be a little angsty, so I'm trying to make up for a lot of things.)
This is a follow up to my last oneshot, btw.
The Viewers of the Killing Game
Someone with actual morals: Oh my god, this is terrible!
Someone who was on despair's side during the disaster: Holy sh*t it that f*cking Kokichi-
Morals: Bro WHAT?!
Despair: BRUH THAT MAN'S MY IDOL >:D
Morals: How tf are we friends?
Despair: lmao that's your fault
~~~~~
Kokichi masterminding himself
Despair: HA GET REKT YOU HOPEFUL B*TCHES. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
Morals: That's literally impossible. Their memories were wiped, you *sshole.
Despair: Hey, you're the one who hangs out with said *sshole. Also, it was always obvious who the mastermind was since the beginning.
Morals: I have a hard time believing that....
Somtime later....
Kokichi: I was never a Remnant!
Despair:
Morals:
Despair:
Morals: HA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU SICK SON OF A B*TCH-
Despair: stfu he's probably lying
Kokichi: Also, I was never the mastermind.
Morals: *gives a look that says 'what the f*ck were you saying, b*tch?'*
Despair: *anger noises*
Kokichi: Also lmao I'm married to shuichi haha
Despair: SINCE WHEN
Morals: SINCE NOW LET'S GO MY F*CKING OTP
Despair: I hate everything now.
Some more time later, during the trial.
Kokichi (aka Shuichi): HA LMAO GOT'EM I TRICKED SHUICHI
Morals: Nooooooo
Despair: Ha, I knew it wasn't canon.
Morals: I don't care what's canon, and also you do realize this is real life?
Despair:
Morals:
Moral: You're a f*cking d*ck.
Despair: I'm f*cking aware of that head*ss.
And then finally, when Shuichi comes out.
Despair: OH WHAT-
Morals: IT'S A LIE, B*TCH!
Despair: Oh would you shut up I hate you so much.
Moral: Well, I bet the fandom hates you more.
Despair: What?
Author: I sure do.
Despair: Who are you?
Author: >:)
Despair: OH-
And we then proceeded to never hear from the Junko x Kokichi shipper ever again. Because I'm pretty sure most people would assume this man would, since he's a b*tch.
A/N Okay, that's it. I don't really know where my ending went, but whatever. Anyways, I'm going back to writing. Thanks for reading, and I hope you all have a good day! :D
Word Count: 358 (wow, that's like my smallest word count ever. Dang.)
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