A/N This makes more sense if you read "A Motive", which is one of the earlier oneshots.
Monokuma: (Explains all the bs of the motive.) Okay see ya. (leaves)
Kokichi: Okay guys, the motive is me.
Kaito: Wait you have a crush on someone?
Kokichi: Yeah I do.
Tsumugi: Who is it?
Shuichi: Monokuma literally said that Kokichi wouldn't admit it.
Kokichi: Yeah, and I'm standing by that fact. I'm not telling you.
Shuichi: But, Kokichi, we want to make sure you don't stab anyone.
Kokichi: I UNDERSTAND that Shuichi, but maybe sometimes I WANT to stab someone. Aka, Kaito for touching- Nothing, I mean. I didn't say anything.
Kaito: Wait what did I touch?
Shuichi: Me, I guess.
Kokichi: Yeah, he did, and I'm going to F*CKING KILL HIM- I mean, uh, he's an idiot, lmao. I'm not crushing on anyone, stfu.
Shuichi:
Maki:
Kaito:
Tsumugi:
Himiko:
Gonta:
Miu:
Kiibo:
Kokichi:
Shuichi: Okay, I'm pretty sure it's me-
Kokichi: Shut the f*ck up Shuichi...! Shut. The f*ck. Up.
Kaito: Hey, don't go saying that about my sidekick!
Kokichi: You call him your sidekick one more time I tear out your intestines, tie them into a noose, and HANG YOU FROM MY SATELLITE DISH!
Kaito: 0_0
Kokichi: Sh*t-
Shuichi: Yeah, it's definitely me.
Kokichi: Okay! Fine, I admit it. I love you.
Shuichi: Well guess what. I love you too.
Kokichi: Wait, really?
Shuichi: Ye <3
Kokichi: Oh, hot. I didn't think you'd like me back.
Kaito: Wait, you're gay? Both of you?
Shuichi: Maybe.
Kokichi: Ofc you idiot.
Monokuma: Y'know, I kinda expected this to last longer, y'know. So that the author could feel a bit terrible about what they'd have written.
Author: (cocks gun) Stfu, b*tch.
Monokuma: Okay! Whatever!
Author: Good. And stop breaking the fourth wall. (leaves)
Tsumugi: Anyways, LET'S GO MY OTP-
Kokichi: You shipped us?
Tsumugi: Yeah I did.
Shuichi: I wonder if other people do too.
Kokichi: Considering how there are viewers to this show, probably.
Monokuma: UH, VIEWERS? WHAT VIEWERS, THERE ARE NONE. DEFINITELY NO READERS EITHER.
Kokichi:
Shuichi:
Monokuma: Okay, I admit. There are readers.
Author: (points a sniper rifle at Monokuma) What the F*CK did I say about fourth walls?
Monokuma: LISTEN, NOT MY FAULT.
Author: Okay, fair.
A/N okay that's basically what would happen, if Kokichi admitted. Just makes you think, 'wow, the author could have avoided writing that thing if Kokichi had just admitted to being the motive. But nope, she decided to write a yandere'. And well, I don't exactly regret it too much. It made it very dramatic. Also, I need to tell you all that there's a change I may be going on hiatus soon. So, I may stop taking requests for a bit, just to make sure that I get through some stuff. If I go on hiatus, I will explain why. But for now, it's a secret. ;)
Anyways, thanks for reading, and I hope you have a good day! :D
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