Classic Sans x AU Sans Oneshots (Requests closed at the moment)

~Healing together: Error X Classic~

 The_Monster-kitty told me to make this, so here ya go! :3

~Prologue~

Error had always been hated. He had to destroy to keep the balance. He was trying to save the AUs. What did they do to him? They hated him. If he wasn't a god, then he would have died a long, long time ago. He was honestly tired. Ink and the others constantly beat him up every day. How was he going to keep the balance? The Multiverse was going to collapse soon. And even with Error trying to stop it, it wouldn't be enough. It was never enough. Ink would always just make more and more, thinking he had no consequences.

But of course, everything had consequences.

Classic, on the other hand, was depressed. He cut himself everyday, and, soon enough, had lost almost all of his emotions. Endless days of Genocide. Watching everyone he ever knew die. Over and over again. Would it be like this forever? He knew the AUs existed, but they didn't have to deal with at least 5 Genocides every hour. At most, one of them had been through about 200 runs. Classic? Well, he had said he had gone through a little over 100. When in fact, it had been much more. Much, much more. It was well past 1000 by now, and almost to 2000. In the few recent timelines, he had committed suicide. He didn't want to see his brother, his friends, and everyone he knew die terrible deaths. Again. He would always end up dying one way or another.

But he couldn't stay dead forever.

~Error's PoV~

Ink made another AU. He never stops, does he? That squid just thinks he can do whatever the he*ck* he wants. He thinks he above consequences. Well, gotta go destroy it before the voice act up again. I quickly make a portal to the new AU. It's all white, like my Anti-Void. Wait... but Ink HATES white. He hates it with a burning passion. So why is there a whole AU of nothing but white?

Suddenly, Ink appeared.

Ink: "We're here to stop your path of destruction, Error!"

I saw portals open behind Ink. Almost every AU's Sans and Papyrus I ever knew was there. Only people not there were the Bad Sanses and Classic. No one knew much about him, I tried to get information on him, but the file at their base just said his name, powers, and how many Genocide routes he had been through. It said 110. I had rolled my eyes at how idiotic they were. He was the oldest one, so of course he would have more than anyone else! I knew Ink was dumb, but not this dumb.

The guy was a mystery. He met me once, and we talked for a little bit. He was actually really nice. Really lazy and made tons (Skele-tons-) of jokes, but nice. He knew I was the destroyer, but he didn't attack me on sight or call Ink. He just asked why I destroyed. When I told him, he comforted me. Ink probably asked him to help fight me. Guess he must have declined. Well, I'm still gonna go home half dead. I sighed.

"LeT's jUsT GeT Th!S d0Ne w!Th."

~Classic's PoV~

I was walking near my post when I saw a glitchy portal open, and someone fall out of it. Black bones, Black to blue hoodie, the scarf. Oh no. Error. Ink must've ganged up on him with the AUs again. He was bleeding and some of his bones looked broken. I picked him up bridal style and teleported to the True Lab. I'll be able to heal him without Papyrus or anyone else finds out. I put him on the bed and went to get medical supplies. I had to take of his shirt. I blushed. Oh well, Sans, just get it done with. I winced. Two of his ribs are broken. Good thing he's asleep so he won't feel this. I quickly put all of his bones back together using my magic.

I clean and bandage them. I put clean clothes on him using my magic while I went to clean the clothes he was wearing. Hope he gets better soon. I check his HP, and it's already almost twice as much as it was before. He's a fast healer. I hope he gets better soon. I put a blanket on him and leave the room for a second.

~Error's PoV~

I wake up on a bed. Last thing I remember was... INK. OH NO. IS HE KEEPING ME PRISIONER!? I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! I try to get off the bed and stand, but fail and end up falling on the ground. I wince in pain. I look at my arms. Likes someone bandaged them. And... I'm in new clothes. I blushed. So someone also changed me?! Jeez, was more expecting Ink to just leave me in a cell to rot. Suddenly the door opens, and I hear a familiar voice.

"Error? Where are you- OH MY GOSH ERROR ARE YOU OKAY!?"

I look up to see Classic rushing over to me to pick me up and put me back on the bed.

Error: "YeA#, !'m F!nE. W#At hApPenEd?"

Sans: "I was walking around my post when I saw a portal. You dropped out of it. You were all bloody and some of your bones were broken. So, I took you to the True Lab so no one could find us while I heal you."

Error: "S-S0 y0u cHanGed mE?"

Sans blushed.

Sans: "I-I did, but with magic!"

Error: "0h, 0KaY. AnYwaYs, !'ll gEt g0iNg n0w. Thanks, ClAss!c-"

Sans: "Wait!"

He grabbed my arm. Strangely, my haphephobia didn't act up. He let go of my arm.

Sans: "Oh no, I'm so sorry! I forgot about your haphephobia!"

Error: "N0, !t'S 0kAy. F0r s0Me rEaSoN, It d!dN't fReaK 0uT wHen y0u t0uCheD mE."

Sans: "Phew! Anyways, you need to stay here. You're not fully healed yet. So you will stay on the bed until you're better."

Error: "BuT !'Ll bE A B0tHer-"

Sans: "No buts! You're staying here! And you are NOT a bother! Okay?"

He pouted. I couldn't help but blush.

Error: "0-0kAy. tHaNkS, ClAss!c."

Sans: "No problem, Error! Now get some sleep, okay?"

Error: "0kAy. G00d n!gHt."

Sans: "Night!"

He closed the door and I layed down on the bed. What was that weird tingly feeling I felt? Why did I blush? Why did I think he was cute? Is this what's called...

Love?