Classic Sans x AU Sans Oneshots (Requests closed at the moment)

~A bit of a Flirt: Part 2~

~Sans's PoV~

"Where were you two?"

Nightmare narrowed his eyes at me and BloodLust.

Nightshade: "We were in UnderLust."

Nightmare: "Why there of all places?"

I teleported me, Blood, and Nightmare to a separate room.

Nightshade: "I know he's Lust, and he knows I'm Classic."

Nightmare looked kind of shocked. 

Nightmare: "I swear, if this is because of your flirting I'm going to ship you two so hard-"

BloodLust: "It is!~ And Classy's the bottom!~"

Nightmare: *Sighs* "Just propose already, Blood."

BloodLust blushed. My face heated up as well. Nightmare just smiled at us. He took a picture and sent it to the rest of the group with the caption:

Lol look at these two lovebirds.

Everyone else immediately teleported to the room we were in, lenny faces on. Nightmare held up his hands before they could say anything, though.

Nightmare: "Hello, everyone. Since these idiots flirted too much and accidentally found out their identities, you're all going to find out as well. You're telling everyone too, Comet."

Comet: "Dammit. Fine."

After a moment of silence, I piped up.

"Hi everyone! You know me as Nightshade, but I'm Classic!"

Cross: "Seriously? Aren't you supposed to be the laziest skeleton ever?"

Classic: "Oh, that stupid lazy act? It was so easy, I didn't even have to open an eye socket to do it. I do love puns though."

I got laughs from everyone. After everyone calmed down, BloodLust went next.

Blood: "You know me as BloodLust, but Classy knows me as Lust~ Now the rest of you know as well!~ And no, I'm not a slut. I hate have to act like that, so no. I'm not."

Comet: "Guess I'm last, huh? I'm Outer. Not surprising, really."

After a moment of everyone processing what had just happened, Nightmare finally spoke.

Nightmare: "Alright, Blood, Nightshade, you're dismissed. But I need the rest of you here for something."

Blood and I nodded, teleporting to my room so we could watch a movie.

~3rd Person PoV~

Nightmare: "Now, to plan."

The rest of the group came up with a plan to get the two together. After about an hour of planning, they were finally done. Here's a little rundown of what happens next.

Nightmare teleported to Classic's room, seeing the two watching a movie. He smiled, hiding and hiding behind a wall before taking a picture. Blackmail for later, of course. He stepped out of the shadows, going up to the two.

Nightmare: "Yo Blood, we need you for a sec."

Blood stood up. 

Blood: "Alright. I'll be right back Classy~"

He winked at Classic before leaving.

They walked to the planning room, where everyone else was. They told Lust to propose, and how he should do it. After a bit of persuading, Lust finally agreed to go with the plan. He teleported to Classic's room, telling Classic to meet him outside at midnight. Classic agreed. Lust left the room, teleporting to his own. He sighed and anxiously paced around the room. After a while, he sighed, finally calm. He looked at the time. 11:30.

His eyes widened as he realized what time it was. He quickly changed into nicer clothes. 11:50. He sighed in relief as he realized he had 10 minutes left. He quickly grabbed the flowers he was going to give to Classic. They were dark purple and red. He teleported to the tree. After a minute or so of waiting, Classic came out. Lust blushed, hiding the flowers behind his back.

Classic: "So why'd you ask me to come back here, Lust?"

Lust: "I need to ask you something."

Classic: "What is it?"

He brought out the flowers, offering them to Classic.

Lust: "W-Will you be my boyfriend?"

Classic smiled as he tackle hugged Lust, taking the flowers while hugging him.

Classic: "YES!"

After the hug, they both stood up, looking up at the stars.

Lust: "They're pretty, but not as beautiful as you~"

Classic: "Heh. So flirty, aren't you? Well, you're my flirt."

Lust lifted Classic's chin, looking into his eyelights. He went for it. He kissed Classic, who kissed back. They parted after a minute, smiling. They stayed like that for awhile, just staring in each other's eyelights while smiling. They were happy.